Dad

A dad is a person who wont be there for you and leave you imediantly and you'll never see him unless he's on the news

Charli: My dad left me..
Jimmy: Its ok all dads do that just dont google his name.

by London That Smart Dumbass June 24, 2021

Dad

An imaginary figure of your life.

My dad left to get the milk.

by IHonetlyDontGiveAShit November 7, 2020

dad

gone.

wya dad

by hoe time November 23, 2019

Dad

Where is he?

Dad never came back with milk

by s3thums December 17, 2021

dad

something you don't have

you had a dad? what a suprise?

by kuygdfky June 8, 2022

DAD

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Kid: Oh you son of a bitch

by The G.O.A.T~_^_^ February 17, 2021

Dad

I will be back soon... 7 years later with a girlfriend who 11 years younger with 16 hookers on the side.

Look its dad with a new bitch

by bigboybiggg April 12, 2020