antonios mom

Thighs as thick as oatmeal and sadly gave birth to a retard.

"She is so Antonios Mom"

by Mode3214 May 4, 2018

antonio banderas

A very cool latino, that is not really latino.

After Alex saved the world from tyranny, he was named honorary "Antonio Banderas for a day."

by lasdjflasdjflasdjkf May 30, 2006

San Antonio

While thought of as the fastest growing city in south Texas, San Antonio is in fact the nicest city in Mexico.

Person 1: I'm moving to San Antonio for better work opportunities.

Person 2: San Antonio is a retirement/vacation city. Unless you want to have a career in retail, construction, or the restaurant industry, you should consider moving somewhere else.

by James R Clobum February 27, 2019

dirty Antonio

the act of stuffing random foreign objects into someone's ass

Person 1: ay bro you won't believe what I just did, I just gave my stepdad a Dirty Antonio

by е May 4, 2020

antonio gay

hes a gaylord and has a side bitch named Marco

OMG, is that antonio gay the gay lord whos side bitch is Marco?

by antonio is gay January 16, 2019

Antonio Banderez

The sexiest man alive!

I'm Antonio Banderez, the sexiest man alive!

by Foomaster April 22, 2003

antonio goria

The best human on earth

He is amazing, hot, sexy, funny, has amazing hair, very popular,smart, the best, and so fucking cute, if you know him, UR VERY VERY VERY VERY LUCKY

He is the 1

Antonio Goria is the sexiest and the cutest! He gives you answers on homework, he won’t ever leave you, he will defend you no matter what and if u need it, antonio will rob a bank for you

Which is why antonio Goria is the best

Omg look it’s antonio goria
He’s so hot I want him as my bf

by David’s brother December 24, 2021