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Straight Edge

The lifestyle choice for those with a superiority complex, but nothing to back it up. Followers are often pale/skinny/socially awkward
D&D nerds don't get to really look down on enough people, so I think I'll try straigh-edge
by megabyte800 February 13, 2005
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Straight Edge

A bunch of fags that swear off drinking, smoking, and doing drugs. Useally in the hardcore scene. More often than not they are 9-5 edge, breaking there pledge under the table. Straight Edge people have been known to become violent against people for not being edge or being "racist". Going so far to kill a guy wearing a Lynard Skynard shirt. Also will beat your ass in the pit, if your hands are not marked with the straight edge X's.
Did you see those straight edge fags smoking pot. Their full of shit.
by DLK September 7, 2007
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Straight Edge

A set of rules that came from a Punk band called Minor Threat, now a trend for the teens of America to suck on. The rules are, no drugs, and no casual sex (only in a commited relationship).

Kids nowadays treat it like it's some fucking cult, or a group of people you have to be with to be cool (read; fashioncore).

Kids who tell their friends they are Straight Edge, then turn around and go hang with their prep friends to smoke and drink to seem popular with all audiences are not rare and hard-to-come-by when it comes to Straight Edges.

They usually imprint X's on their arms for some reason or another with magic marker. More then likely, they feel the need to spread their houlier-then-thou shit eatting attitude. You might want to try attention whore for some more info on that.

The teens of America have also turned and twisted the rules. Commited relationships to them, is basically a one night stand at their friends house with a girl they just met, where they bust out a condom they stole from their parents cabinet, without realizing the sole reason the condom was there was to prevent another fucking accident, such as themselves.

Oh, and drinking caffeine is ok, even though, sXe (as it's called) is another form of veganism, which is breaking those rules itself.
Hey, look at my arm. See those Xs I imprinted on my limb with a Super Sharpie marker? That means I'm Straight Edge LOLOLOLOL!
by Jimbo_Jimmy October 5, 2005
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Straight edge

basically saying im too much of a pussy to do drugs or have sex but im still into cool things or im just afraid my of my parents but im a hardcore motherfucking punk/poser emo/poser
poser faggot punk:im straight edge so im still cool with you guys right?
real punk: shut the fuck up bitch! no johnny go get me some smack
by cool ass mothafucker March 14, 2009
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Straight Edge

If you become Straight Edge you have agreed to a certain way of life. You don't do drugs, alcohol, smoke or have casual sex. You can also be vegan/vegetarian and not drink caffiene. Basically you are protecting your body.

There are people who are straight edge, know what it means and sticks with it. They are known as the true straight edge.

Others do it just to fit in and be cool. They tell everyone their straight edge and don't stick to the rules. Idiots.

Lots of straight edge people also draw X's on their hands.
Straight Edge is a life choice, that you won't be forced to make but probably should as it's better for you.
by JustALilFreak October 21, 2012
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Straight Edge

No sex.
No drugs.
No drinking.
No fun.
Lots of music and friends.
Normally they wear buttons on pants/hats/bags/shirts/wherever to indicate somehow that they are straight edge and proud.
It seems to have turned into a big lable.
Lame if you ask me.
"That guy seems like he has a sick up his ass..."

"Oh yeah, he must be straight edge."
by samthug July 29, 2005
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Straight Edge

someone who doesn't drink, smoke, or engage in promiscuous sex. you can have sex when you are straight edge if you are committed to that person.
fake straight edge:
random drunk girl: agh im so drunk,want to have sex?
fake edge kid: sure!

real straight edge:
random drunk girl: agh im so drunk, want to have sex?
edge kid: no, im straight edge.
by edge kid May 25, 2008
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