STD Risk

As implied. The risk of catching an STD from a sexual encounter because the other person is a whore. Could also be used as a scale from one to ten or as a probability. One being the lowest, ten being he highest.

That girl is so dime, I would hit it but she's whore and I wouldn't take the std risk.

I would bang that skank but even double baggin it wouldn't be worth the STD risk.

Wow! Look at that girl dancing on the bar. What a Skankzilla. STD risk - 10 or STD risk - 100%.

by DBARBS March 11, 2009

STD Grab Bag

STD Grab Bag refers to a person who is so promiscuous that he or she has many STD's (sexually transmitted diseases). Like a grab bag that you would get at a birthday as a child you would pull out many wonderful gifts such as: a pencil, pixie stix, stickers, or a puzzle. But with an STD Grab Bag you can pull out: genital warts, syhpillis, chlamydia, or ghonnorea. Yay!

Maggie is an STD Grab Bag; she has slept with every guy in town.

by Meghan June 9, 2004

STD Vending Machine

A person, generally a female, who has had so much sex that she dispenses STDs. Only after a man has paid in penis. Also see whorebag, slut, and hooker

That girl has had so much sex, she is an STD Vending Machine.

by SlemCrisco December 15, 2004

std card

it is when you get an sd card but it has a virus on it

"man some guy gave me this sd card but it was actually an std card"

by ASSBLASTER58 June 1, 2018

STD Lucky Dip

1.Insult meaning a person with various or numerous sexually transmitted diseases. 2.Person with poor genital hygiene. 3.Person who you would most likely catch an unknown STD if slept with.

1.I'd never fuck you,It'd be like an STD lucky dip.

by John Barry November 20, 2004

STD Central

See Lake Central High School

STD Central is another name for the disease diverse Lake Central High School in Saint John, Indiana.

by myfallopiantubeisclogged April 17, 2011

STD SLUT

A female who has daddy issues and trys to get back at all men by fucking them hoping she can contract and STD to spread. In fact she has so many STD's she dispenses them like a vending machine for the price of penis. Usually on birth control because being pregnant would take time from her being a slut. Refuses to use condoms. She is so easy that you will be surprised at the minimal effort you had to put in to get her to spread her legs. Once spreads you might have doubts of what you are about to do since her vagina will most defiantly look like something from health class. Every guy (and girl) that fucks her will try claiming that they were drunk and on drugs even if they are straight edge.

Man 1: "Damn dude, I went to the doctor today and she told me I had 3 STD's."
Man 2: "I told you that would regret fucking that STD slut."
Man 1: "I know but I was so drunk and high of heroin."
Man 2: "You don't drink or do drugs."
Man 1: "WTF WAS I THINKING??!?!?!?!?"

by stdslutexpert6969 May 9, 2011