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squaming

to be a total and utter menace to society at large
"he is squaming all over the place, spitting on my food and fucking my wife!"
by cursed.siren April 24, 2024
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Squidging

Having your significant other fart/queef in your mouth then you hold it in your mouth blow it into theirs and have them exchange it into your anus
I was squidging the other day and accidentally got a bit off poo in my teeth
by ONYXM00N May 2, 2024
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squizking

squizking is when you're jerking off while a girl is squirtting in the same room
When I was fingering myself, my man was jerking off aswell. Thats our first time squizking!
by squizking May 18, 2024
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squambling

When you are in the process of eating out a woman, and start talking at the same time
Me and jimbo had such a great time last night. The only thing I didn't like was he kept squambling.
by The squambler May 26, 2024
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Squidding

Nutting ink
How to squid:Prior to jerking off, stick an open plastic tube down your penis. From this point, carefully pour liquid ink down the tube until you feel that your penis is full. Remove the tube, and be sure to let the ink marinate for some time within the depths of your sacred shaft. You are now free to molest your mighty mollusk. When you nut, your cum will be very dark and ink-like, resembling the fluids released by a squid when they flee from predators
Did you hear about Jerry? His mom walked in on him choking his chicken and he started squidding all over her!!!”
by Turkey_frotter101 December 18, 2024
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Squiding

When 2 men scissor their butt holes
I did some squiding with your dad last night!
by PussySlayerXX69420 December 27, 2024
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Squirming Lizzard Position

When you make up a sexual position, and tell your friends about it and CONSTANTLY use it as a threat knowing it does not exist.
“I’m going to put you into the squirming lizzard position
by Kooge-is-nig March 10, 2026
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