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Alexi The Spartan

Alexi The Spartan is a great warrior of the Greek Empire. He is strong enough that he can lift three times his own weight, and is small, light, and quick enough that he can vanquish any foe that dares disturb his honour.

Alexi The Spartan is all mighty and powerful, and you’ll often see a very faint, almost universe-made purple flame enveloping around him. This powerful effect is always most noticeable when he feels immense emotions such as rage, or when he subconsciously feels something else.

He is exceptionally, and naturally good at any and all video games, and can steel your girl any day from the sheer beauty and attractiveness that he was gifted with at birth. Anyone, both female and male, worship this powerful being with all intent to please him.
Willer: “Did you hear about Alexi The Spartan?”
Arthur: “I ain’t heard of any such person.”
Willer: “Person? This great man is no ‘person’. He is the mere personification of power and greatness. You dare speak ill of him again and we’ll have something to say about it.”
Arthur: “We’ll?”
Willer: “Yes. 99.99% of life itself, plus the rest of they knew of his greatness.”
by Mr.Willer December 29, 2023
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Ħamrun Spartans

Ħamrun Spartans world's best team way better than McDonalds.
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lady spartans

Hempstead, New York's one and only Sacred Heart Academy's mascot.
Are you going to see the lady spartans play soccer at their new campus, the Four Sisters Field?
by Chucklepound I October 20, 2014
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Spartan tug

The movement of your hand slapping the slosh bolox Till it fall off
I just had the maddest spartan tug ya zee me
by Titus the Titus May 31, 2019
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spartan cucumber

spartan cucumber is a marinated cucumber in an anus for 24 hours, 12 hours room temperature, then a little bit of salt then Num Num Num......
Dr suggested you a spartan cucumber
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