soggy lamp

1.Someone who ruins the fun.
2.Someone who is very lazy

God John, you're such a soggy lamp!

by HopelessNerd July 11, 2015

Soggy Truman

A bukake of 5 or more participants named as such for the numerous characters in the 'Truman Show'

Yo, that chick jess led us behind the bike shed and give her the old soggy Truman

by jpick01 May 20, 2015

Soggy whopper

An excessively wet and soggy vagina after extreme and vigorous sexual activity

Candy had a soggy whopper after big daddy had finished with her

by Daddy1233456789 December 31, 2015

Soggy Quack

When you're having a shower and you feel a fart coming that you know is going to sound like a duck, you turn around so the water is running down your ass so the resulting fart sounds like a soggy quack.

Dude, I just let rip a total soggy quack in the shower

by Manxita October 30, 2019

soggy chewbacca

When an extremely hairy man has hot sweaty sex with a chick and sheds the equivalent of a bear skinned rug on her stomach and chest. When she realizes she is covered in hair she lets out a Wookie war cry.

Rob's hairy ass turned that bitch into a soggy chewbacca.

by Wrighteous53 January 10, 2018

soggy doormat

When a lady doesn't shave her lady garden so it becomes bushy or doormat like and a man pulls out and spaffs on it.

Pulled a bird last week and gave her a right soggy doormat, pull out game is strong.

by Shaven demon October 6, 2019

Baking Soggy

When you have sexual intercourse with a loaf of bread

I got fired from the bakery for baking soggy on the job

by bluffuwu April 11, 2022