by jpick01 May 19, 2015
A soggy stocking is when an individual masturbates (wanks) and releases their semen into a sock, and after the semen has saturated the sock it is then placed back on the foot of that individual
I was in a rush for work but wanted to blow a load (ejaculate) before I left, to save time I wore a soggy stocking
by Home schooled January 06, 2018
The act of wrapping your nut sack in wet paper towels to prevent nut to leg stickage, then after a long day unraveling the paper towels and sticking it in someone's face for them to smell the nut sweat.
After a long day of work I took off the paper towels and stuck them in my girlfriends face. She received my soggy spatoon, it was killer.
by Stintbbz14 December 17, 2015
It is when you're sad at 3 in the morning and you feel very moist in your crotch region and you beat off to your ex girl friends instagram pics. also referred to as a William Confere.
by Smatus November 24, 2017
by bluffuwu April 11, 2022
"I dipped my balls in thousand island dressing after busting a nut and now I got them soggy croutons."
When you're having a shower and you feel a fart coming that you know is going to sound like a duck, you turn around so the water is running down your ass so the resulting fart sounds like a soggy quack.
by Manxita October 30, 2019