by UltimateXer March 03, 2016
To start off as friends, letting that other person know you want to be friends, but your real intention with him/her is to have a relationship/ fling / to hook up
mike - you see that girl over there? Tonya?
todd - yeah man
mike - u know she doesnt want a relantionship right now right?
todd - i know ,but yo man, ima totally sneak attack that
Mike - NICE
todd - yeah man
mike - u know she doesnt want a relantionship right now right?
todd - i know ,but yo man, ima totally sneak attack that
Mike - NICE
by J-Release-O November 14, 2009
When someone txts another person within the large group of people who are having a conversation. Used to secretly get information or to make fun of someone in the group.
1)last night, mike forgot that girls name, and he didn't want to ask it again, so he sneak a txted me and i got it for him.
2)chris was telling his stupid stories about highschool and could tell everyone else was sick of them from the amount of sneak a txts i got while he was talking
2)chris was telling his stupid stories about highschool and could tell everyone else was sick of them from the amount of sneak a txts i got while he was talking
by Al Capowned July 03, 2009
Coined by Alinator, a part of the Dark Triad of simping (Desperate Simp, Financial Simp, & Sneak Simp) a sneak simp is the act of simping or being a simp very secretively, especially acting like you are not a simp around your friends & others, then behind their backs you simp hard. This is worse than being a financial simp & an openly desperate simp because it is shady, and extremely untrustworthy. If anyone of your friends find out that you sneak simped, don’t blame them for dropping you, no one likes a shady ass simp ass nigga.
Did you hear that nigga went behind our backs and simped for a bitch while telling us to our faces that he didn’t fw her care about her and he ignored her all the while he was doing all that shit making us believe he was based yeah fuck that nigga can’t trust no sneak simp
by simpannihalator October 08, 2023
Having sex with a person or persons that may be under the age of eighteen years old, but insists that he or she will be of age within the week.
Yeah, you're sneaking a peach!
by Benjamin Bunny February 25, 2011
A place that has been around for a long time that you hear about through word of mouth and immensely exceeds expectations upon visiting
Dude that bar, the Seapoint, is the sneakiest of sneak jobs. It has a keno, pool, golden tee, great pies and locals with attitude.
by Bigd2386 January 24, 2018
When you sneak your own booze into a bar, so you don't (or can't) pay for drinks, but can still drink and participate (intoxicated obviously) in all manner of bar antics.
I couldn't afford the expensive drinks at the fancy bar, but all my friends were going. So I decided to pull a sneak easy , and got wasted for about ten bucks!
by responsible August 20, 2014