purple headed cum slinger

a mans penis or genitalia

she slurped on my purple headed cum slinger

by kyle albrecht / lewis pisani January 7, 2008

purple headed yogurt slinger

Simply put, a weiner.

The load came flying out of the purple headed yogurt slinger

by Junk September 18, 2003

purple headed yogurt slinger

simple, a penis

I've got a huge purple headed yogurt slinger.

by Munchi Kawfi November 30, 2003

purple headed yogurt slinger

a weenie.

lauryn sucked that purple headed yogurt slinger like nobodys business

by Justin April 11, 2003

purple headed yogurt slinger

a penis. the purple head would refer to just that, and the yogurt slinger refers to the ability to ejaculate. first refered to as such in the movie "Varsity Blues".

Hey you wanna see my purple headed yogurt slinger?

He whipped out his purple headed yogurt slinger but It wasn't very big so it waS HARD TO SEE!!!!

by B Man bran December 9, 2007

Purple Headed Yoghurt Slinger

An insult to a gentleman. To call them a penis.

You jack are a purple headed yoghurt slinger

by SiFo4Life'O February 4, 2013

Purple-headed yogurt slinger

After constant masturbation or jerking off for over six hours because your girlfriend left you for your brother after finding out you have testicular cancer in which all of your cum becomes thick and purple just like your bruised nutsack.

After last night I was stuck with a Purple-headed yogurt slinger.
Bro I jerked off for so long I had a Purple-headed yogurt slinger.

by MayFucker March 26, 2019