Shitmachine

(noun) One who shits very often and usually makes the surrounding area smell bad for a long period of time... even after you spray Lysol or Oust...

Hey what's that smell?

Oh sorry, It's my Dad... he's a shitmachine.

Did you spray any Oust?

No, It doesn't help anyway.

by lolokthatfunny November 15, 2009

Shimataro

noun. An ugly kid who is 17 and in the 10th grade. Also, he has no friends so hits on 7th grade girls (if necessary he will hit on boys). Frankie thinks he is the smartest kid, but everyone else knows he is the dumbest shit in the world. A shimataro also graduates from highschool at any age above 21.

I saw a Shimataro today and almost shit myself when he was doing a 7th grade boy up the butt.

by ronnie coleman December 12, 2003

shimmable

a girl that is really loose but hot, so you would need to "shim" her vagina with your fingers to create "friction" while having intercourse.

damn, shes hot."......"I heard she's so loose you can't even go""......"that's alright, with an ass like that, It's shimmable!

by meatplate May 1, 2011

shilmar

A girl that every guy likes every girl hates and the most beautiful girl you will ever meet-Jaiden

Guy:every guy in school loves that girl

Girl: she such a shilmar

by Jaidon Hamilton January 3, 2017

Shimakaze

Fast destroyer but not a slut unlike Suzuya

Shimakaze is fast as fuck boi

by A friend who fucked your mom December 14, 2019

shimmay bauw

excessive force of the 'playa' voice, invented by the great and powerful johnny, led to this statement. taking the teaching of ol' dirty bastard and referring to the lyric "shimmy shimmy yah, shimmy yam, shimmy yay" under the 'playa' voice, the word became 'shimmay' with the extra 'a.' the word 'balls' would sound like 'bauws' in the playa voice. 'bauws' was a favorite word of the PBP crew at the time. one day, the great johnny opened his mouth, and forever is was... "SHIMMAY BAUW!"

yo mang, this taco makes a playa wanna holla... SHIMMAY BAUW!!!

by lab September 4, 2008

shimaism

A doctrine that suggests being there for one another in ups and downs. Followers of Shimaism usually get together at nights and stay up until dawn. They tend to talk, watch short comedy episodes and eat yogurt mixed with cucumber. Chips dipped into this special mixed yogurt are also of great popularity amongst Shimaists.

The term is sometimes used in association with the type of tasks done.

Examples:
This night is a Shimatic night.
Don't you worry. She is a Shima, she'll take care of it all.
He turned into a Shimaism.

by dastambouyi February 23, 2014