The act of fucking a girl or guy from behind and they shit on your penis with chunky diarrhea, and the person with penis inserted into anus has ungroomed pubic hair. The pubic hair acts as a screen catching the chunks and letting the watery mud flow down.
Dude, last night I was with Kandi - even though she didn't feel well. One thing lead to another and when I was banging her from behind, she totally shit all over my dick and pubes - it was definitely "Gumbo Over the Shakers".
by Filth_SMG May 11, 2013

While the man urinated, the ding-a-ling shaker assisted the man by shaking the excess pee droplets from his penis.
by TRCMC4L March 18, 2021

Holding onto your penis during an earthquake of a magnitude of 7.1 or greater, and riding out the earthquake in guilt free pleasure; letting nature take it's course.
Q: How did you survive the Canterbury Earthquake on Sept 4th, 2010?
A: I gripped onto my penis for dear life; The Canterbury Quaker Shaker.
A: I gripped onto my penis for dear life; The Canterbury Quaker Shaker.
by The Sea N Taylor September 6, 2010

by Mpsbard December 10, 2019

This happens when a girl has a large amount of pubic hair that resembles a temperate rainforest along with an excess amount of crabs similar to the deadliest catch. She shakes them out over random foods such as fries or eggs with a salt shaker like effect. She can also sit on a margarita glass to salt the rim.
A mudded pussy is preferable to achieve the best results.
A mudded pussy is preferable to achieve the best results.
"Bro, that nasty ass whorebag salted my fries with her salt shaker pussy."
"My fiances best feature is definately her salt shaker pussy."
"My fiances best feature is definately her salt shaker pussy."
by Twerk Grinder McFresh November 1, 2009

A school next to Shaker high school where teachers look down girls shirts and kids hang threaten to end their lives.
by Sean Moreland:) March 14, 2019

Pour salt on a woman's vagina and put her into a cold ice bath then proceed to have sex with her. It will feel like you are having sex with a corpse.
John: When I came home last night the bathroom floor was flooded with cold water and ice, what happened last night?
Bob: Well Kelly came over and I pulled an Alaskan Salt Shaker
Bob: Well Kelly came over and I pulled an Alaskan Salt Shaker
by mistersmith1990 June 8, 2009
