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Angry seagull

An act in which a firefighter (typically of the North American coastal variety) deliberately soils his class “B” uniform shirt with a white substance of some kind, eg. cake frosting or penile ejaculate.

This disgruntled act of passive aggressive behavior is typically displayed at morning briefing and in response to a superior officer’s request to don the appropriate uniform attire when the overworked employee returns to the station after responding to a deluge of medical aids.
“Looks like Joe was up all night on the box again, he looks exhausted

“Yeah, the chief must have given him crap about the uniform shirt policy and he just did the angry seagull....what a badass”
by Hoseman August 2, 2019
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Screaming Seagull

When you're fucking your girl on the beach, and you pull your dick out, stick it in the sand and stuff it back in.
Did you hear her get that screaming seagull last night? Wow.
by Lemondropshotxo September 15, 2016
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a flock of seagulls

well known for their bizarrely teased haircuts A Flock of seagulls formed in the 1980s by Mike Score (lead vocals, keyboards)his brother Ali (drums), Frank Maudsley (bass)Paul Reynolds (guitarist).They made hits like I ran (so far away),space age love song and wishing.There album story of a young heart failed to produce any hit singles later the band broke mike score made a new line up for a flock of seagulls and they are still touring.
I think the best AFOS songs are "The Traveller","Electrics" and "Space age love song"
by Flock Fan April 29, 2005
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squawking seagull

When having sex on the beach or any other sandy surface near a large body of water the male removes his penis from the female vagina, dips it in the sand, then reinserts his penis into the vagina thus causing the female to squawk and scream.
My girlfriend wont go to the beach with me anymore since I gave her the squawking seagull last time we went together.
by in the know2 July 29, 2009
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lesbian seagull

a female seagull that thinks another female seagull is the shiznit Also appears in Beavis and Butthead do America
lesbian seagull : damn that ass is fine

straight seagull : dude thats a chick
by Killer Faery December 28, 2005
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Screaming Seagull

The noise your girlfriend makes after you pull out, stick your penis in the sand, and then repenetrate.
My girlfriend and I went to the beach yesturday and I gave her a screaming seagull.
by Rack City January 2, 2012
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Dirty Seagul

When your having sex with a girl on the beach, you take your dick out, dip it in the sand, make sure the sand sticks to the vag juice, and continue banging her with your sandy cock
Jill has been complaining of some nasty infection...I wonder if it has anything to do with that dirty seagull I gave her last week
by My Friends Call Me Bobby February 28, 2008
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