scumbag teabag

Teabagging someone after dipping your balls in poop, preferably not too solid poop.

Dave gave me a scumbag teabag today, his balls were dripping with diarrhea, delicious!

by SpunkSkunk January 6, 2018

Lying scumbag

Justin Trudeau

Hey look, that lying scumbag is stealing tax payer money again.

by Canadian moe January 26, 2022

Scumbag

A used condom

Ayo motherfucker jones let’s eat this scumbag yummy.

by Thomas Hankem November 29, 2020

skibidi scumbag

A scumbag who finds the word skibidi, or its memes, funny.

“Oh my god, Jacob is such a skibidi scumbag I swear to god.”

by BiggestSigma June 18, 2024

Scumbag

A person who would attempt to lie about the rules of the fantasy football league just days after the rules were voted down.

Ex. Neil "Bird" Sweeney.

"Can you believe that scumbag Bird tried to gaslight us about the IR spot already?"

"Yes, I can absolutely believe that"

by Rando13 September 5, 2023

Scumbag Era

The period of human history from the beginning of civilization until the present day, where humans have been unable to figure out how to coexist in a world without war, and doing stupid shit to each other.

Much like a used condom on the street, we're going to throw out everything from the Scumbag Era, and start a new phase of humanity free of war and doing stupid shit to each other. It ends now.

by Publius0987 August 7, 2025

cheating scumbag

Tom Brady

"I'm so glad that cheating scumbag finally retired this year."

by heyyybitxhes February 3, 2022