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It's Sampson, Smartypants!

What was said to Thurgood by Sampson in the critically acclaimed and cult status movie, "Half-Baked".

Basically the scene entails Sampson calling Thurgood to set up a meeting with "Mr. Nice Guy", who is the accronym that Thurgood and his friends have decided to use while selling marijuana to bail their friend Kenny out of jail, certainly a movie worth checking out if you havent yet. Hilarious.
Thurgood: Whose this?

Sampson: It's Sampson, Smartypants!, put Mr. Nice Guy on the phone!

Thurgood: (pretending to be operator) "Emergency breakthrough", Sampson its Shiela, Mama fell!

Sampson: Shutup bitch!!

You a real nigga now boy, ol green eyes gonna miss ya!

Kenny: Hey girl, you hungry?

Fat, Nasty Black Girl on the street: Fuck you Nigga !!!

Kenny: I'm sorry I was talking to the horse.
by Apes wearing underwear July 26, 2006
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Samsung

A company that makes good but sometimes shit products that should replace the grenade in Fortnite. Cough, cough Note 7, cough.
(Two guys playing duo in Fortnite) Person #1: Hey is that a new grenade? It's OP!
Person #2: No they just replaced it with a Samsung Note 7.
by U got reckt! 20 May 21, 2018
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Samsink

A pronunciation of the word something by immigrants. This mistake often results in confusion and misinterpretation.
by Johnster_gold March 4, 2011
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Samsung Sam

A hideous, horrible looking virtual assistant that morons on the internet coom over because she's the closet thing to a woman they will ever know.
Coomer: Samsung Sam is so hot!!!!!!
Normal Person: She's fucking hideous, touch fucking grass you pillock.
by GrammaSoop June 14, 2021
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uncle sampsonite

This nigga will rape anyone and anything, i mean he is amazingly horny 24/7.
"Marquisha: Yo how much lean you drink last night nigga"
"DraQuan: Enough to pass into the 12 realm and get raped by old Uncle Sampsonite my niBBA"
by PapaLewy January 27, 2017
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samon

A young white child pretending to be African-American and tells lies to impress his internet pals.
Samon tells his internet buddies that he smokes weed and gets laid often.
by LlamaHunter. June 4, 2003
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Sampson

Slang for weed aka marijuana. Originating from the movie "Half Baked" Starring Dave Chappelle
"You want to talk to Sampson?"
"How's Samspon doing?"
"Bitch you know what i want... I want to talk to Sampson!"
by 40oz-Warriors July 18, 2008
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