Left on read

The highest level of disrespect a human can recieve.

Me:I'm gonna kill myself
Friend:*leaves you on read*
Me:*kills self*
Friend:(years later) sry for leaving you on read... u good?

The highest level of disrespect a human can recieve. left on read

by Joopmastersteve April 3, 2017

Binge read

When you get so engrossed in a book that you read it in one sitting.

I binge read Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows yesterday till 3am. I just had to know what happened in the end.

by RockyBookWorm May 15, 2016

What the fuck did I just read?

A question that you ask yourself after browsing Urbandictionary for prolonged periods of time.

Warning - prolonged browsing of Urbandictionary may result in you knowing things that you really wish you could unknow, and in some extreme cases, may lead to Mega Ultra Super Aneurysm.

search "1000000000th base" just up there in the search bar if you really want the "What the fuck did I just read?" experience. It's some really vile shit, so you HAVE been warned.

by Fruitfly April 13, 2014

I cant read

Yes you can you liar

You : I cant read
Me : Yes you can

by *enter generic name* August 25, 2018

Left on read

When someone doesn't text you back in a appropriate amount of time but will still post shit on social media. He's not into you

Damn i texted brian 5 hours ago but he updated his insta story.......

Friend: you've been left on read homie move on

by ReallyTho? October 28, 2018

left on read

When someone reads someone's text, but does not reply.

Kayla: Have you talked to Brittany?
Pam: Yeah, 5 minutes ago.
Kayla: Wow. I was left on read by her an hour ago.

by DefinitionDefiner101 October 7, 2016

Soul read

Guessing something correctly about someone/something without having any evidence or indication to back it up.
Usually the guess is quite out there and/or has a high likely hood of failure.

"I bet that man over there had a dog named armino that he accidentaly killed with scissors, hr has never told anyone."
"No way that's true, let me ask. HEY Joe, did you have a dog named Armino that died of mysterious causes?"
"How did you know?!"
"i totally soul read that"

by CanMander November 23, 2017