Port Neches

Home of the Indian Spirit and the "Marching 'I'" Indian Band. In the heart of Mid-Jefferson County, helps define community pride at its best.

Port Neches is better than Nederland.

by Conrad White March 9, 2009

Ellesmere Port

The above town is actually one of the worst places I have ever lived. It is full of drug-taking dole scum and is so full of litter that it makes a skip look tidy. Everyone thinks they are hard but the truth is that they are all whimpering scum-buckets. The sooner Stanlow blows-up and takes the scum out the better!...

Bad people that sin all there life think they are going to hell!... Truth is they just end up back in Ellesmere Port!... Scum sucking gutter filth!...

by Deeside Dude June 20, 2007

Port Talbot

Large town in South Wales, and true capital of Neath Port Talbot County Borough Council.

Population of around 50,000 with a motorway beautifully positioned through the heart of the town.

Hotbed for Welsh Rugby.

"Port Talbot is better than shitty Neath"

by emperor davies of the kingdom of wales January 27, 2005

Docking Port

The female sexual organs; or the vagina.

The place where a man puts his "ship" or "boat".

Person 1: Dude, you remember those chicks that we picked up last night? Well, I totally got the U.S.S. MooseHung into her docking port.

Person 2: Damn dude, nice!

by -=117=- August 17, 2008

Port Orchard

Small rural town located in Kitsap County, north-western Washington. Known for a high school too small for its huge number of students, the marching band at said high school, HiJoy Bowl (the only form of entertainment), and the druggies.

'So, you go to South Kitsap High School, in Port Orchard, right?'
'Yeah...'
'You must be a drugged up marching nerd.'
'... Yeah, pretty much.'
'Of course.'

by pterydactyl12345 March 31, 2010

Port and polish

The act of a man or woman attending a spa/salon to have their nails done and asshole bleached

Connor - Hey bud see you at Two Goats for darts later?

Pat - Yeah might run late though, getting a port and polish after work.

Connor - Nice bro.

by Patscorch June 30, 2016

Port Talbot

Usage of a Spacer type earring to hold open the gentlemans anus

Look at that differ! He's only gone and got a port talbot! I bet his chuff pipe is sore all the time now.

by BillyBlooBlock August 17, 2023