Phantom pisser

A phantom pisser is a person who tends to piss on toilet paper, toilet seat and in the top water bucket of a toilet. The name phantom because no one knows who it is

No example as we do not speak or hear of the phantom pisser

by phantompisser August 10, 2020

pisser pal

Someone you consistently have sex with. Could be friends with benefits, or your significant other.

I have been hanging out with Mary so much we decided to become pisser pals.

by Yung Ruble August 8, 2023

The Miosis Pisser

When you break into an ocular surgery clinic where someone is getting laser eye surgery then squat over their head and rip a 10 week old piss over their exposed, vulnerable, bare eye with the PSI of a fire hose.

I got Michael with The Miosis Pisser.

by ADCAR December 13, 2023

Captain Pisser

A glass of warm piss with two shots of Captain Morgan dropped in

Kid 1: "Dude, I just pissed in that cup"
Kid 2: " Sweet! Grab the Morgan and do a Captain Pisser"

by drummerjg June 9, 2012

Precision pisser

Someone usually a man, who can piss standing up into a toilet without lifting the seat up and not getting it on the seat.

Dude your mom is a total precision pisser i watched her doing trick shots in the bar last night what a crazy bitch.

by TheDavester200 August 2, 2011

telephone pisser

A person who pees while on the phone.

Person 1: What did you do last night ?
Person 2: Oh, i just talked on the phone with my cousin. He's a telephone pisser.

by funamazinggirl November 26, 2009

Pee-pisser

mmm yes

im a pee-pisser

by logan dedres April 25, 2022