Proper English; would read again
Scholar: "Today, I overheard Rufus utter, 'Magnets are seemingly powered by black magic."
Commenter: "pe;wra"
Commenter: "pe;wra"
by Deuster Chuggsworth May 25, 2011

by 5minutewarning! April 1, 2010

creatures that lurk the gyms and fields of a school. Despite their job title promoting physical education, they ironically haven’t done anything physical since they were in high school. You can feel the floor vibrate and see the San Franciscans getting ptsd as the ground shakes like 8.0 magnitude earthquake as these colossal beings rock the earth with every 500 pound step they take. They tell students to “do more push ups” while all they do is viscously push more food into their mouths. So only time you’ll see these creatures move any faster then a walking pace, is when there’s a flash sale at McDonald’s.
Person 1: HOLY SHIT WHAT WAS THAT
Person 2: oh dw it’s not an earthquake the pe teachers just came back from McDonald’s.
Person 2: oh dw it’s not an earthquake the pe teachers just came back from McDonald’s.
by Who?asked? August 9, 2024

When someone’s talking too much. Instead of being harsh and saying shut up it’s more like teasing without actually saying shut up
by Psepehri1 September 9, 2025
