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LITERALLY THE BEST SYS EVER !! Matching w benchlore on tiktok too so thats a huge plus, literally the coolest lads ive ever interacted w on the site <3
you should follow paranoidwheeler on tiktok.. if u arent ur so cringe wtf
by benchlore September 2, 2021
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clown paranoia

Fear of clowns and molesters.
Guys who wear makeup, big shoes, and weird clothes. Basically Dee Snider.
OMFG I LOVE COLORING!!!
OMFG CLOWN PARANOIA!!!
by Nicole Armand January 15, 2009
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Phone Paranoia

The fake mental condition of constantly thinking your mobile phone is vibrating in your pockets, signalling a call or a message, when in reality, it isn't and there was no call or message. This leads to the phone owner constantly pulling their mobile phone out to check.
Person 1: -Checks Phone. Dude! I think have phone paranoia!
Person 2: Ah I've had that for ages, it's so annoying
Person 1: Definitely, i look like a fool always checking my phone.
by Coopeeeey(: July 16, 2010
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fart paranoia

The fear to pass gas, usually brought on by sharting.
"Why does Ricky keep going to the bathroom?"
"He sharted today, so he's got a major case of fart paranoia."
by Weregoat July 1, 2014
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fish paranoia

unwarranted short term paranoia. often after a night out or when you read into the tone of a text too much.

When you watch fish in a tank, there is always one that starts swimming like a nutcase for a few seconds then chills out.
"are you up"
"yes"
"are you mad"
"of course not, why?"
"IDK the "yes" sounded angry" - fish paranoia
by LDKLDK December 15, 2019
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Paranormal Pop Culture

Any trend or entry in popular culture or mainstream entertainment that focuses on the supernatural, paranormal or unexplained. Example: ghosts, paranormal investigations, psychics, cryptozoology, UFOs, aliens, vampires, monsters, zombies. First usage was July 2009 by writer Aaron Sagers, who calls himself a "paranormal pop culture expert"
Because it combines the pursuit of the supernatural in a mass media format, 'Ghost Hunters' on the Syfy channel is a hit Paranormal Pop Culture TV show.
by Jacob Faulkner March 9, 2010
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Padanoid

Paranoia experienced by women while menstruating which makes them think that they have to keep changing their pads after every ten minutes or otherwise they will stain.
It is my second day and I have been feeling so padanoid that I am running to the bathroom every now and then.
by Grey Warden June 16, 2016
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