Orbiting

Orbiting: the art of ignoring a person while continuing to diligently follow their life on social networks.

A toxic behavior to add to the lexical field of incivility 2.0.

It seems only associated with <3 as it is used by all of the fake ass.

She trying to unload by pretexting data link messages will be relayed via geostationary satellites orbiting over the equator

by Veronica In Dream September 16, 2021

Orbital

When someone very obviously 360 spins in order to make a double take

As Jeff's subconcious saw shanay's ass out the corner of his eye, he had to do a cheeky orbital in order to gain from the beautiful view

by I made that up February 18, 2015

Orbital Barrage

The act of standing above your partner and climaxing and covering everything in sight.

Oh yeah baby i'm about to orbital barrage all over you, this bed and the rest of the house.

by MjrZod April 4, 2024

orbital narcissist

A revolving interaction with a narcissist, where the narcissist insists the orbital path is constructed for the narcissist.

A polar intelligence matrix existed between Joe and Sally. When Sally realized Joe signed up for the same class she built a fictitious assumption paradigm about Joe. Every time Sally saw Joe at class she thought it was about her. She was a real orbital narcissist.

Little Johnny thought every women was required to fall in love with him. He got coffee everyday at the same time as Kelly. Since Little Johnny was an orbital narcissist he thought Kelly got coffee at the same time just to see him but she didn't

by Ontological June 26, 2018

orbital bombardment

When you are having some sex and you get on the trampoline and start blasting dukes at your woman.

"Wow, Geoffery, your trampoline sure is stinky."
"Yeah, man, gave my girl some orbital bombardment last night, y'know?"
"Hell yeah, man! Up top!"
"Please leave my house now."

by Danny McWanny August 4, 2021

Full orbit

Such as mooning someone, orbit is when a 300 pound man spins at you butt-naked at 30 miles an hour like an obese beyblade thus creating a gravitational pull of lard strong enough to kill japan

Oh shit that guys doing A full orbit... oh shit RUN

by Josephwildjojo May 20, 2023

Orbit

To start making this, you need to first add in funny personality, good looking, sweet, and an amazing person. Prbit is someone who you will want as a friend and if you find them in a 1/7.8 billion chance then you're a super lucky person. Orbit will always be down to help and try to make people laugh. Orbit is an awesome person and he will always be by your side. He might not be the smartest in the group but he will always be the funniest. If you ever cone across Orbit/Sir Orbit Crunch be sure to try and befriend them.

Friend 1: Bro Orbit is so awesome! He's so nice!
Friend 2: I know! He's always there when you need him!

by Sebsomeone. February 28, 2022