A bongo is a bongo such that no bongo cannot be a bongo but so that a bongo is a bongo. Once someone becomes a bongo boi they no longer are a bongo but become bongo boi such that only bongo boi can be a bongo and bongo boi at the same time. Bongo will forever be just bongo but bongo cannot ever not be bongo. People are born bongos but only 1 at a time.
by Bongo Boi October 22, 2019
Get the bongo boimug. so the boys in my class made this a code word for 'thats what she said'. So I thought I would brighten your life with this glorious phrase that way you too can use it as a code word in school and baffle teachers and parental units
(this happened irl out teacher was mad at us)
boy 1: "yo teach come on its almost winter break let us have fun"
teach: "if you prove you can handle it until then we will do questions in the book"
boy 1: "ok"
~five minutes later we are doing questions~
teach: some sorta question I want really listening
boy 1 and 2: makes farting noises and laughing and being generally immature
teach: "thats fine I can go all day"
boy 1 and 2: BINGO BANGO BONGO
(sorry that was so long)
boy 1: "yo teach come on its almost winter break let us have fun"
teach: "if you prove you can handle it until then we will do questions in the book"
boy 1: "ok"
~five minutes later we are doing questions~
teach: some sorta question I want really listening
boy 1 and 2: makes farting noises and laughing and being generally immature
teach: "thats fine I can go all day"
boy 1 and 2: BINGO BANGO BONGO
(sorry that was so long)
by that one random biotch December 29, 2018
Get the bingo bango bongomug. by Pynappell July 4, 2017
Get the bongo lipsmug. When feces accidentally sprays out of the anus during the course of performing a lawnmower and is addressed by tapping it back into the anus, much like beating on a bongo drum.
How'd that orgy go, Max?
Oh, not too well, Horace. I had to administer a rusty lawnmower bongo drum. You see, I got a little wild with my pull on the anal beads and had to bust out my Billie Jean drum beats to quell the flow of ass butter. Thank God my 4-4 timing was impeccable otherwise it may have been much worse.
Oh, not too well, Horace. I had to administer a rusty lawnmower bongo drum. You see, I got a little wild with my pull on the anal beads and had to bust out my Billie Jean drum beats to quell the flow of ass butter. Thank God my 4-4 timing was impeccable otherwise it may have been much worse.
by Shmizdow May 9, 2011
Get the Rusty Lawnmower Bongo Drummug. A really long, rippling fart, which sounds like the sound effect on Scooby Doo when they run on the spot madly after seeing a ghost.
And next on Classical Musician of the Year, John Cage will play Chorus like Mama Joe's Bongos, on the rusty sherriff's badge.
by Oni-91 November 13, 2007
Get the Chorus like Mama Joe's bongosmug. Josh: Hey Cass, I want you to give me a split bongo.
Cass: I’m gonna slap your bongo so hard you’ll burp
Cass: I’m gonna slap your bongo so hard you’ll burp
by Elevatedsack March 27, 2024
Get the Split Bongomug. An incredibly large sum of money—i.e. the whole enchilada, all nine yards, the whole ball of wax. Typically used within, but not limited to, the context of the music industry.
Brad: Yo, Chad. Did you hear about Thad's deal with UMG?
Chad: Yeah man. Dude's chasin' The Big Bongo.
Brad: I just hope he doesn't bungle that Bongo.
Chad: Yeah, I've met a few Bongo Bunglers over the years.
Chad: Yeah man. Dude's chasin' The Big Bongo.
Brad: I just hope he doesn't bungle that Bongo.
Chad: Yeah, I've met a few Bongo Bunglers over the years.
by gooblr March 26, 2024
Get the The Big Bongomug.