A village of roughly 2500 people thats part of the town of warwick, home of 4 bars and a brewery that all sell the same over priced, warm, watered down alcohol but all are packed every night they are open. A town so mismanaged two different bridges have been under "repair" for over two years, the mismanagement lies within nepotism in the local government. The school, S.S. Seward institute has such low life, scum sucking teachers and faculty some may find it hard to believe they did not hire someone to remind half of those employed to breath. The principal is such an egotistical megalomaniac the doctor that let him crawl from the abortion bucket should be stoned.
The society has a well versed cast of drunks, fake people, bitches and low T 30 year old boys, also swingers, clans of them. They with men so old and fat they look like balloons with air missing in all the wrong places. Women so old cooters so nasty it only takes two words to describe them; lippy and leathery, needless to say they pass each other around like a blunt a rolling loud. Elitist people who would otherwise would be doing mildly ok for the lower hudson valley think they're big shots because beer went on sale and they got some change in their pockets. Overall this place is ok, there's never a dull moment if you live here you'll stay here or some how find your way back at some point i your life, you can never leave.
The society has a well versed cast of drunks, fake people, bitches and low T 30 year old boys, also swingers, clans of them. They with men so old and fat they look like balloons with air missing in all the wrong places. Women so old cooters so nasty it only takes two words to describe them; lippy and leathery, needless to say they pass each other around like a blunt a rolling loud. Elitist people who would otherwise would be doing mildly ok for the lower hudson valley think they're big shots because beer went on sale and they got some change in their pockets. Overall this place is ok, there's never a dull moment if you live here you'll stay here or some how find your way back at some point i your life, you can never leave.
by Angie Romano August 16, 2021
It's a small rural town with some cute shops and some nice people, but most importantly it is home to Hamilton College at the top of the hill.
by Yallknowbetter January 23, 2020
sidney ny is a sad poor village in upstate new york that can’t even afford a proper running store, and “Great american” doesn’t count you poorly functioning people. Plus don’t even get me started on the flyers they hand out in the middle schools about the newly found pedos once a week, and all the stoned 12 year olds walking around, like just can’t get any better down here you know. Can’t believe they have such a big school with such a small town, i mean town towns main street is the same size as every other street here. Don’t even get me started on halloween, i can’t even explain how they do that over here with all the kidnappers out.
Hey Jeremy want to go to sidney ny?
Steve do you want to get kidnapped in the first 24 hours there? i’m good bro.
Steve do you want to get kidnapped in the first 24 hours there? i’m good bro.
by cheese dick003 November 18, 2021
lancaster new york is a town in western ny. if you live here, you know that it's full of white trash, republicans, drug dealers and depressed teens.
their high school football team is unbeatable, and their student section is valid. when walking the halls of the high school, you will find bleached mowhawks, purple haired emos, spray tanned whores and country hick mullet ass smelly teens.
when outside of school, there's literally nothing going on besides crowded basement parties, smoking weed in parks and weird ass middle schoolers hanging around the village.
every kid that attends lancaster high school is addicted to something, wether it be alcohol, nic, weed, sex, attention, or academic validation.
their high school football team is unbeatable, and their student section is valid. when walking the halls of the high school, you will find bleached mowhawks, purple haired emos, spray tanned whores and country hick mullet ass smelly teens.
when outside of school, there's literally nothing going on besides crowded basement parties, smoking weed in parks and weird ass middle schoolers hanging around the village.
every kid that attends lancaster high school is addicted to something, wether it be alcohol, nic, weed, sex, attention, or academic validation.
by cockblaster37 November 03, 2021
Some town in the middle of bum-fuck nowhere. It has a couple high schools, where everyone only gets the equivalent of a second grade education. The school offers a few basic programs:
English
Math
Science
Ass Fucking
Spanish
AP Ass Fucking
Recess
History
Also the area is riddled with drunks, hardcore alcoholics, stoners, and stinky nigger kids.
English
Math
Science
Ass Fucking
Spanish
AP Ass Fucking
Recess
History
Also the area is riddled with drunks, hardcore alcoholics, stoners, and stinky nigger kids.
"Yo Man, You wanna roll up to Dundee, NY?"
"Nah, Fuck That Son, I don't want to get smoke bombed, raped, or both. . . at the same time."
Hi, I'm Jason
"Nah, Fuck That Son, I don't want to get smoke bombed, raped, or both. . . at the same time."
Hi, I'm Jason
by Anonymous124545464 June 19, 2010
*Wonders into Town*
Derek:(YELLS!)I LOVE THE NY YANKEES
Obituaries Today......
Derek, The Scum Who Loved The Yankees.
Derek:(YELLS!)I LOVE THE NY YANKEES
Obituaries Today......
Derek, The Scum Who Loved The Yankees.
by Seagulls of Satan August 01, 2008
A town where everyone’s obsessed with a made up pissing contest with Somers that they always lose in. Full of dads who grew up there on the bench playing sports and wanna relive their “glory days” and their sad pathetic kids who just measure cocks all day. Not to mention full of Albos who would suck themselves off if they could and a bunch of people who can’t pay bills. Not including the school that doesn’t have enough money to keep the lights on in a soccer game just to lose. All the girls look like Shreks shit and the boys look like it after it’s been stepped on. They all hate themselves and each other and can’t handle it to the point where they just hate people who aren’t them. And they grow up playing wall ball with daddy’s little shaft and think there sick because they play with shafts better then anyone else in the state.
“Did you see those kids from Yorktown NY man handle each other’s shaft and balls!”
“Yeah that’s the one and only thing those scumfucks do well”
“Yeah that’s the one and only thing those scumfucks do well”
by TuskerNotHusker September 02, 2019