Stripper's Remorse

The feeling of regret experienced when one sees a stripper walking away with another client before you had a chance to attract her services

I went to go get Bambi before the song was over but she had already walked away with that guy who needed a hair piece. I am experiencing Stripper's Remorse

by Jim Witness September 2, 2013

Caoimhs' Remorse

When after having sex with a person one starts to feel shame, disgust, or regret regarding the sex act and wishes they hadn’t committed to it.

Upon waking up next to a donkey, still hung over, Jim starts to remember last night’s events and has a serious case of Caoimhs' remorse.

by Caoimhs left nut March 23, 2022

YouTuber's remorse

The sense of utter disappointment after watching a video on YouTube that you believed or were led to believe was awesome.

That new PewdiePie video gave me YouTuber's remorse.

by IDontExist December 31, 2013

reader's remorse

When you read a series too fast and realize you'll have to wait several years for the next part.

"Why did I read all of George R. R. Martin's books at once? Why didn't I pace myself?"
"Ah my friend, you've got a case of Reader's Remorse."

by flashwildecard August 24, 2016

Skipper's remorse

The period of time after you decide to cut class that you feel guilty and ashamed of yourself. Usually lasts 2-4 hours tops.

Billy: Dude I was up until 5 am last night there was no way i was making it to that 8 am this morning. I woke up with skipper's remorse though cause I don't really know whats going on in that class.

Timmy: Yeah you missed the midterm today, lol

Billy:

by Timothy Flinsmass September 19, 2011

Notification remorse

That hollow feeling in your chest when you've posted something on social media and when you've returned to it later on you find that you haven't received any likes, comments, smileys or notifications at all. Or if you have - much less than you'd hoped for.

What's up with her? She's suffering from notification remorse. She posted a sexy selfie this morning but only received one like.

by Stivchik April 5, 2017

comeback remorse

That feeling of regret when you think of the perfect comeback but it's too late to say it. It's that 'I should have said...', missed opportunity feeling.

Shanna had such bad comeback remorse when she thought of the perfect response to Jasmine's diss.

by surplusverbiage May 31, 2014