lying bds nigel

lying nigel even lies when asked the fucking time

lying bds nigel cool

by mrs tosser October 26, 2025

nigel sim disorder

a personality type consisting of the following traits
1. Thinks having long hair and tying it up makes him cool
2. Thinks being stupid and useless and lazy at studies is a personality
3. Loud and attention-seeking, sense of humor of a 12 year old
4. Perms his hair thinking it makes him cooler
5. Puts his entire life story in his instagram bio (schools, full name according to passport, one direction quote with rose emoji)

Wow did you guys see Ethan Wong got a perm the other day?
Yes, I think he has nigel sim disorder.

by bottleneckgf November 9, 2021

Nigel

To nigel is too poop as poop is to nigel.

'Off to visit Nigel' 'Nigel is on his way' '

by Meoownigel April 21, 2023

shitty Nigel

Nigel shits the bed and blames his sister Nigella

shitty Nigel blames Nigella

by mrs tosser September 2, 2025

Nigel Farage

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Makeshift Nigel Farage man

by KoolKid6996 March 22, 2022

Nigel Shahbaz

A really cool guy that is a magnet to the ladies. He is also 6'5 and a jacked alpha.

Wow that guy gets all the girls, he must be a "Nigel Shahbaz!"

by Alphaboy123 June 14, 2023

Nigel Farage ass

A horrific site that has been revealed in the reality show ' I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here.'

Nigel Farage
Person 1: Have u seen Nigel Farage ass on I'm a Celeb.
Person 2: No, why the F*** are you looking at that.

by Masterg1 November 24, 2023