Mormon 

The cristian group who believes in the Book Of Mormon
They have the hottest chicks ever
They have super powers called the Priesthood that can heal anything

1:Dude, you see Rebecca yet?
2:Oh bro, she’s a Mormon
1:Dang

Or
1: my legs broke!
2: don’t worry, I’m a Mormon with the priesthood
1: oh good!
2: “uses Mormon powers”
1: it’s healed!!!!

Mormon by Sad Bills Fan 2 December 24, 2018

Mormon 

1. A derogatory term, or the equivalent of the "N-word," for members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, who are often falsely accused of worshipping Mormon. (See definition 2 below.)

2. A historical figure accepted as a prophet (by members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints) who abridged records containing accounts of Jesus Christ from two sets of plates. This abridgment was translated into what is known as The Book of Mormon.

Those Mormons are stealing our women!

Mormon by completegraph March 16, 2021

Mormon 

1) A term associated with a religous group in the 1500's to late 1600's AD that were largely frowned upon, because they had no morals and had mutliple wives and lived in the midwest of israel; a rude remark to say to an individual.
2) It is also a type of badger found in the rocky mountains. The badger is often identified by a white upsidedown cross on its back. It is an evil creature that will devour your soul.

3) an insult to say to your friends and co workers.

EX: (John and alex are talking privately, bob walks up)
Bob: hey guys whatcha talkin bout?!
Alex: get away you stupid mormon!
John: yeah mormon!
Bob: but im not a badger, thats not nice!
John: yeah you are!
Alex: Stupid mormon.

Mormon by DouglasAndersonCorruptingkids March 24, 2011

Mormon 

A group of brainwashed individuals who have an intelligence lower than retardation and are trained from birth to brainwash everyone around them. They do not understand normal social interaction.

He's a mormon? Didn't they prove mormons have a lower social intelligence than autistic people?

Mormon by SperanzaHope January 22, 2015

MORMON 

People who do not go out,they don't get with anyone,or drink or do anything fun

Those mormons need to get out more

MORMON by Peeblesgossippart2 March 18, 2017

Mormon 

Someone who takes part in the satanic cult of the Later Day Saints. The men typically have 3-5 wives, and the women have no other purpose in life but to cook and clean.

I heard that mormons are basically Muslims that know how to fly planes away from tall structures.

Mormon by Joe E Salads May 6, 2018

Mormon 

Brainwashed cultists who think they're Christians but they're not.

"Hey dude, you know Sally? She's a Mormon!"

Mormon by cocksucker999 May 9, 2019