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Stuttering Monties

A rare but highly infectious STD, that if left untreated in men, will cause the male to stutter uncontrollably upon ejaculation.
When Brandy's boyfriend caught the Stuttering Monties and then stuttered another girl's name during sex, she knew he had been cheating.
by Major Wood July 8, 2003
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The Monti Kink

The banging of undesirable agrophobic women in caravans. Said women are often classed as double baggers and are mainly in it for the wonga.
When a bloke called Derrick went a bit mad and wanted to try something different. The Monti kink was the answer to his penicular dreams.
by NaughtyDan June 25, 2021
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Sir Monty

A reference to famous British WWII General Montgomery, a man revered for his "military genius", which consisted mostly of futile over-planning.

This word is used primarily as a derogatory term for incompetent decision-makers or leaders, but can also be used to tell anyone how worthless they are.
Tom: I can't figure out how to use the brakes in my car.

Hal: Good job, Sir Monty.
by Holawel December 13, 2010
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Monty

He is the king. And he has the ability to do what order can't and no one can control him when he is angry.
Monty the king.
by Yogesh Kumar November 23, 2021
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Monty

Monty is a common English name and is usually an Eshay or really really posh.
Monty
by Montgomery roe August 29, 2022
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monty

He's such Monty, he just loves to hang out in kids parks
by montyIsAnonce June 10, 2024
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Monty

A guy that will kill anybody without thinking twice and is very very fast and people fear him and even scared to race him
Omgggg that's montyy
by Montymorrisk August 4, 2019
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