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Monty

Toxic to bullies a rages he is good at fortnite likes to play football a nice brother sometimes
by Yeeettttttaaaaaaamber September 28, 2020
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Doing a Monty

Urinating on one or more bouncers. Can also encompass urination on general security personal, such as stewards, or shop security. Does not include urination on security or surveillance equipment.

Named after the infamous cricketer Monty Panesar, who, after hassling some local ladies, did the business on a few bouncers in a club in Brighton.
Holy fuck! Kevin's Doing a Monty, he's gonna get us chucked out!
by Man_5 September 6, 2013
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Monty

A group of middle to upper class fabulous older immigrant Moms from India who make the rules/ and the gossip- AKA Indian gossip moms. They are flashy and loud . The term was coined in the suburban town of Montville, NJ at Aunty Mimi's annual Christmas party. These women are now grandmothers. In traditional British India women are commonly referred to as "Aunty" thus Monties (Aunty + Montville). These older woman are fab in their designer indian and western clothes and designer bags, but tough crew. The Monties.
The monties are here, Im leaving

That outfit looks dated, you look like a Monty
I was going to meet you guys, but all the parents are there and the Monties took over!
I thought this party was chill, but here come the Monties
That indian outfit looks like it's from 80's, you look like a Monty
I tried calling my Mom, but she's with the Monties, and wont pick up
I have to get into Harvard, What will the Monties think if I dont??
I put on some weight, I'm sure the Monties will notice
Are you really going to wear that?? I looks Montyish

If you're hungry - call one of the Monties, she'll feed you!!
by Bexstyle February 6, 2023
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Monty Soder

You would say this instead of Mountain Dew if you were a fucking nerd
Person 1: Want some Monty Soder?
Person 2: Shut the fuck up nerdy bitch
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Monty is the man
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Monty is fat

Monty eats a lot, and his mom Heather is a baddy
Monty is fat and severely needs help
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Monty

A mighty fine muscular man whose handsome jawline and perfect body instantly makes any girl fall in love with him. His soulful voice and witty sense of humor makes everyone around him feel high. Some people think he’s too energetic, but really it’s only cus his spirit animal is a chameleon.
“Monty looked so fine at that party the other night!”
by M0nty54 November 20, 2023
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