woke millennials

The word "Woke millennials", means a kid that's really high and has reached a stage of "Woke".

Dad walks into room: Why tf does it smell like weed
Millenials: dad i'm woke millennials !

by Peniselager May 2, 2019

millennials

A bunch of triggered snowflakes that mass dislike definitions mocking them

Millennials , they're everywhere here!! Be prepared!

by ceev-an June 1, 2018

Millennial Nursing Home

A large, cookie cutter, cheaply made apartment building with all amenities included (gym, playroom, dog grooming center, etc). Millennial Nursing Homes cost $3,600 a month for a one bedroom unit, and that will go up by another $600 in a year. They are soulless structures with endless hallways, chosen for convenience and nothing else.

"I just got a new job in the city. I'm going to look for an apartment at the Millennial Nursing Home near the bus stop."

by chc69 November 15, 2022

mini-millennials

Millennials born after 9/11 (September 11, 2001) who have grown up without ever knowing a world without the internet and the looming threats of both terrorism and surveillance.

There are a lot of mini-millennials on smart phones at this Taylor Swift concert.

by djgoogletranslate April 3, 2016

Millennial

A snitching, over-sensitive, clueless, moronic, tattooed, gay loving, drug taking, whining, entitled non gender specifc person born late 80's to early 2000's who is full of mock empathy, mock sympathy, mock grief and mock outrage who loves any word they can stick "ist" or "phobe" on the end of and who thinks that having friends who are a different race, gay or crossdressing is groundbreaking and "progressive".

Person 1. Hey I see you got a new tattoo..it kinda looks like a man with tits?
Millennial: Yes its my tribute to the 20 trans-gender people who were murdered last year probably by someone with transphobia.
Person 1: Mmmm...did you know there were 2 million murders of non-transgender people last year and most committed by someone who didnt like a person for some reason.
Millennial: Ohhhhh?? Gee I need more tattoos.
Person 1: Stupid goddam MILLENNIAL!

by Shaker1903 February 6, 2019

millennial whisperer

The ability to communicate clearly so that anyone 25 and under understands and follows your direction and/or instruction.

The marching band director for the university does a great job communicating with his musicians. He must be a millennial whisperer.

by Lillowr September 28, 2018

Millennial Car Wash

When shes gives you head with a tidepod in her mouth

I told her i needed to shower first and she said don't worry I'll be your millennial Car Wash.

by DatWeridBoi May 3, 2019