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melontitious 

ADJ.
1. Having large breasts of exquisite shape and firmness
2. Breasts that are as large and juicy as cantalopes or other melons
Did you see the rack on that girl? She was most melontitious.
melontitious by HGator September 19, 2008

Melontastic 

Hey Candice? See that melon, its so totally melontastic

melon scoop 

When you walk up to a friend, female, or male with large fat rolls on his pectoral muscles, and extend your hand under their breast swipe your hand upwards and exclaim "MELON SCOOP" This is best preformed by females upon females, and is discouraged to do by males as you will be subject to dance the nutcracker.
Gregg : MELON SCOOP!!!
Darien : What the fuck? *nut shot*

~This was word was made up by Darien S. and Monique P. in Florida bitches. No claiming.~
melon scoop by TAZZ~DARIEN October 7, 2010

melostatic 

the feeling a New York Knicks fan gets before tip-off of a home game at Madison Square Garden
Bob and Paul are at Madison Square Garden...
Bob: Man i am so hyped for this game today, Paul! How are you feeling?
Paul: Bro, I am nothing but melostatic!
melostatic by KCfromNYC March 10, 2011

melon boy 

Melon Boy is a common name for those unpopular dickheads in your school.
"For god sake, we have a melon boy in our school.. and he is called toby!"
melon boy by k.s.j101 December 20, 2015

Melon Frostie

The sexual act involving a male participant depositing his seed onto the cheast of a consenting female. This act must take place in winter conditions so the semen can immediately begin to freeze when making contact with the breast. A melon frostie can be reinacted during warmer weather in a large cool room or freezer. - RVAL
Rob: Where did Alex go?
He snuck out into the backyard for a quick Melon Frostie, he had waited 6 months for this weather!
Melon Frostie by Brofenition March 21, 2016