Mayo/Mayonnaise

Another way of referring to cum

When you are hitting and she wraps her legs around your neck, causing you to release your Mayo/Mayonnaise

Him: Babe I think I'm close
Her: Don't you dare. Hold it in
Him: I don't think I can
Her: Hold the Mayonnaise!!

by SydMak February 16, 2021

Mayonnaise Cycle

White people acting performatively as social justice allies by criticizing other white people for being performative, failing to accomplish anything meaningful

“ You know your actually not helping black people by wearing dreadlocks right? Your appropriating a deeply held cultural tradition!” says a white ally taking part in the Mayonnaise Cycle

by Notificanhandleit January 5, 2021

Spreading Mayonnaise

When you and a group of people go door to door in a neighborhood, spreading mayonnaise on their doorbell, door handle, peep hole. In a timely fashion without getting caught

Me and the boys went “spreading mayonnaise” in a gated community.

by Vekaksbkenmeekjsnekekwjshsysus April 3, 2020

mayonnaise on spaghetti

A level of ugly so high, it's disgusting as mayonnaise on spaghetti

Bob is so ugly, he's mayonnaise on spaghetti.

by IlikeMilk October 2, 2014

Mayonnaise Muckiness

The act of smothering someone’s body with mayonnaise in a sexual scenario. Usually performed on the balls or tits.

Person 1: I stink of eggs do you have any perfume

Person 2: Why do you smell of eggs?

Person 1: Me and my boyfriend tried Mayonnaise Muckiness last night so my tits smell like eggs

by E. Jaculate July 30, 2022

Mayonnaise monkey

Racist slur targeted towards white people.

It is probably less used than other's such as Cracker.

Look at that mayonnaise monkey walking in our hood!

by Kubaj_CZ July 9, 2022

Ass mayonnaise

The currtled cum from a gangbang that comes from an ass after being held for long amounts of time

Thugamus had a hard time cleaning the ass mayonnaise up after the gangbang last tuesday.

by Thugamus November 1, 2018