Mayberry time

1. When a person, particularly in the service industy, moves in an unhurried fashion. That person can be said to be on Mayberry time.

2. An exclamation used to indicate that an episode of either the Andy Griffith Show or Mayberry RFD is starting.

1. "Where's my food? That waitress must be on Mayberry time."

2. "Hey, Maude! Get in here, it's Mayberry time!"

by bbbbbggggg June 14, 2006

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oscar mayer

You can not lie if you say oscar mayer within the same sentence (its just not cool and frowned upon).A statement of absolute truth, abusers of this are damned to the 9th level of Hell.
When you want to tell the truth beyond a doubt, it means that you are 100% telling the truth.

1. Jack: Dude did Fallon give you head last night?

Sean: Oscar mayer she gave me head!

Jack: Chill.

by MattandKevbot34 July 26, 2010

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Mayberry

When one has anal sex with a female then upon completion tells that particular female to never call or speak to them again.

Aww man you totally gave that chick a Mayberry.

by Boceefuss August 10, 2008

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John Mayer

John Mayer may act like a faggot sometimes but you cannot deny the fact that he has talent.
Most of you fucking morons believe everything you hear.
But the truth is, you are just jealous because he will get more pussy than your fat ass. Jk, you won't even get pussy. (

Mr 'Music King': Man John Mayer is a fucking homo! His music is so unoriginal! He's just copying Eric Clapton and Jimi Hendrix!

Unjudgemental Prick: Sorry, could you repeat yourself? I couldn't hear you over the sound of me not giving a fuck about your uneducated opinions

by Bill Nockers August 12, 2010

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