land manatee

Domesticated mature bovine.
Named for it's manatee-like grazing habits.
See cow

The land manatee walked slowly toward the fence and began eating the grass.

by Wallaby Warrior v3 February 25, 2010

maneater

To describe anything that is abnormally large. This definition derives from describing an animal that could consume a person because of its size like a shark or other carnivore. The adjective can be applied to anything.

That shit I took was a maneater.

Did you see John's new girlfriend?
Yeah, she's a maneater.

by Cyanaed April 12, 2006

Manbatter

(noun) An alternative word for SEMEN.

After quickly retracting my throbbing member from her mouth, I gave her a taste of some of my homemade manbatter.

by Volkenkratzer March 6, 2009

mandate

a get together for the homosexuals of your town/city. may include some sexual content... and fabulous design.

I heard that davey and his "roommate" joe are having a mandate with all the other "roommates" in their apartment building.

by hasselhoff! August 8, 2008

mandate

The right to rule, having legitimate authority. Normally by winning a fair election.

Tony Blair shouldn't be allowed to do this shit, only half the country voted and only half of the voters voted for him. He has no mandate!

by JosephOMG June 18, 2007

manateet

man boobs

Look at that guy, he's got huge manateets. They are so big a baby can suckle off them.

by smittybunny September 14, 2009

Land Manatee

An overweight consumer, whose natural habitat is usually slopping over the edges of a "Li'l Rascal" style motorized shopping cart in America's retail centers. Often characterized by a body odor made up of medical ointments and bad hygiene and a general disregard for the space the fill in an aisle, Land Manatees are not generally dangerous so long as one is wise enough to not disrupt them in their habitat.

"Did you see those land manatees in aisle 10?"

by icondropout October 16, 2014