Loan

A person that is named Loan is a HUGE idiot and has barely any clothes and no friends. They are also mean and secretly evil. They love money and steal your cat/s.

NO! STOP stealing my cats!!!!! Ughhh you are acting like a Loan!

by Carla08795456 June 8, 2020

Charlie Lee Loan

When someone takes out a long-term loan to fund their crypto trading endeavors. After they get rekt, they think of Charlie Lee (Litecoin founder) with every repayment made on the loan.

He took out a Charlie Lee loan to buy a bunch of Litecoin and Galactic Ape NFTs. Now he's stuck paying it back after getting rekt.

by tookawalktopoland November 29, 2021

Loan

It’s my bff so don’t touch her.

Thanks

Loan

by lol.971 November 20, 2021

payday Loan Store

Payday loans are a range of unsecured loans that can help you to join your business and help you find the right job to be a better customer than to offer a good guy and doesn't do anything to make a girl feel bad okay

Can you give me a payday Loan Store, I want to meet mohit raju.

by Nakkan-sahib July 13, 2021

loan

the stupidest person you'll ever meet

M- Hey, what did you get on that math test?

Loan- a 30/100

M- at least it's better than last time

by anomama November 6, 2022

Loan

noun, a divine being that cannot be beaten

opinions:

RHI: Has not watched Alvin and the chipmunks...and also a god complex
Kait: manliest sexyass b (HORNI)
Jay: useless (PTSD from losing a debate)
Mill: Meaty boi (HORNII)
zak: this mf wont shut up about busty dads

i swear to loan this better work

by gwakthekorean December 14, 2021

LOAN

A God

he's such a loan

by gwakthekorean December 15, 2021