The spitting llama

While having anal sex quickly pull out and ejaculate in your hand, then throw it at the back of your partners head imitating a llama.

Dude i totally messed up her hair when i did The spitting llama last night

by LostProphetInc June 17, 2009

llama song

Happy llama,
Sad llama,
Mentally disturbed llama,
Super llama,
Drama llama,
Big fat mama llama.

Llama, llama, llama, who is this big llama?
Starting all this drama?
It's me bitch.

Yes, I am that llama,
That llama you despise,
With those big ass eyes,
And them luscious thighs.
I mean, yes look at me I'm that l-l-a-m-a that doesn't even fucking care what you have to fucking say, oops!

Happy llama,
Sad llama,
Mentally disturbed llama,
Super llama,
Drama llama,
Big fat mama llama.

Back to the basics,
I'm that bitch on craigslist
That looks like a rapist.
Wait, why am I on craigslist?
Oh yeah, to buy a llama
That will be my new mama.
Mama, llama,
Mama, llama,
Llama, llama,
Mama, llama,
Hold up! Wait a minute.

x4:
Llama, llama, shining, shining, looking like a diamond, diamond

llama song by twainz

by llama goddess December 17, 2015

Angry Llama

When having rough and intense sex, you spit in the girl's face a few times.

I was bangin that girl last night and I gave her the Angry Llama. She loved that shit!

by Chris A February 22, 2005

drama llama

someone who spits (as llamas spit) random, unnecessary drama into your life. usually over the internet, because they're too scared to say it to your face.

OMG jennifer, you're such a drama llama! stop spitting on me!

by TiredOfDrama July 11, 2010

Llama syndrome

To be a Llama

by Aratos August 23, 2003

sexy llama

A very good-looking, cool person

That guy is such a sexy llama.

by None ya business June 24, 2005

alma llama

Short person that loves STUDMUFFINS, Likes to have fun at New Years parties, likes to chill, and smoke like a mexican.

that girl is such an alma llama, dang baby!

by bloodyrawr August 19, 2009