Liver licking land lover

This is simply a lesbian. A lesbian that likes to eat out and dig in deep.

Hey you two, which one is the “Liver Licking Land Lover?”

by StefanieS May 27, 2018

High pan togs on the liver

Playful reference to minor childhood illness, childhood bad mood or reluctance to attend to school or outdoor activities. Given by an elderly baby sitter who originated in Skowhegan, Maine. Used c. 1949-1952. Probably very obscure with Maine origins.

"Oh of course you can play outside in the snow, you just have high pan togs on the liver".

by Bob Gerath October 8, 2006

crop liver

Someone who makes a stupid/silly mistake or typo. Comes from the pet site Neopets.

He is total crop liver.

by HCer February 25, 2010

pickeled liver

When one comsumes so much alcohol that their liver actually becomes pickeled. Most commonly occurs after a weekend of heavy partying.

Johnny : I drank a lot this weekend
Shana : Do you have a pickeled liver?
Johnny : Well yeah I guess I..uh.., I pickeled my liver

by S. Murphy February 2, 2006

liver slices

1) the beat up pussy walls resulting from countless poundings of meat in taco.
2) the smell and color resembles liver

wow Davey why'd you pound those liver slices???

by SETHMU February 19, 2009

Lambs Livers

Canadian Author, who at the age of 26 murdered his biological father ( Steven Livers ) for stealing a book idea. Lambs Livers subsequently sold the story for a lump sum of cash.

Lambs Livers is now serving out a 15 year prison term for 2nd degree murder in Kingston, Ontario.

by Sandra Olms October 21, 2008

liver math

Liver math is the calculation(s) you make throughout the night to help determine if you are sober enough to drive home.

Alcohol is processed by the body at a determined rate (generally one beer/shot/wine glass an hour), and you can save yourself a night in the drunk tank and some legal fees by adhering to liver math.

Liver math or cab fare. Either is a wise choice. Disregard at your own peril.

Friend #1: "My ex just showed up here with her new bf. I'm leaving as soon as the liver math allows it."

Friend #2: "No way! You're my ride! Let's get fucked up and take a cab when the bar closes. I'll drive you to your car tomorrow."

Friend #1: "Good call. Screw that bitch, anyway."

by mrbean34 March 29, 2014