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If u spell it with two C’s get fucked cause it’s spelt with an S
Laura Geoghegan has little women syndrome because she doesn’t have her drivers license
by D lad who spells license right January 27, 2021
mugGet the Licensemug.

your existence license, hand it over

a quote made by despair to let you know you are about to die
despair: your existence license, hand it over
person: oh shit
by markoii April 2, 2022
mugGet the your existence license, hand it overmug.

Get your license upgraded

Euphemism for getting a girlfriend.

Stems from the idea that upgrading one's probationary license to a full license signifies maturation; as would the entering of an 'adult' or legitimate relationship.
Dude, you should grow up and get your license upgraded.

What do you mean, I hardly drive.

No...dude you need to keep up on your lingo--get a girlfriend.

Oh.
by Philosofickle Carlos June 11, 2011
mugGet the Get your license upgradedmug.

gravponics license

Anyone who has a license to build a gravponics system holds a gravponics license
When a person gets a license to own and operate a gravponics system, they must get a gravponics license from the license grantor. It is the same as getting a license for anything else in this world. If you want to sell new Chevy products you get a license from Chevy.
by doublestandarddems April 28, 2013
mugGet the gravponics licensemug.

License

No you fucking won't bitch. If my name comes up you would not post that shit if your slut daughter's life depended on it. They didn't get you yet? Could it possibly be that as soon as you found out you FLED TO JERUSALEM to seek the protection of the Jews? That's what it looked like! The day I found that Canadian youtube channel talking about your trial you posted a video claiming to being out of the country. You fled like the coward you are. You're going to hide indefinitely so you can bend the practice of psychology to your whim that you may siphon money from sad desperate people and literally sell their souls to the church that worships a God you DON'T ACTUALLY BELIEVE IN.
Hym "I honestly don't care about your license. That definition I'm going to post is going to be funny though so watch for that. Why do you even care if they take your license? IS IT A MATTER OF PRIDE, JORDAN? Do you take PRIDE in your accomplishments and your credentials? It seems like the only person doing whatever they want at a whim here is YOU. But it's fine when you do it. And that's what this is about. You and Sam Harris both. You don't care what people believe. So long as everyone else is subordinated TO ENSURE THAT YOU AND YOUR KIDS DON'T HAVE TO BE."
by Hym Iam August 12, 2023
mugGet the Licensemug.

Police license

A little piece of cardboard that allows perverts to ask you to call police as they rape and pillaged everyone, irrelevant nonsense
If you have a Police license it's the law that I'm a prostitute.
by Cody5050 August 17, 2022
mugGet the Police licensemug.

vibing license

A s*** I don’t have a vibing license
by E X O T I C. B U T T E R S December 20, 2019
mugGet the vibing licensemug.

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