chronological liar

1) a term used to describe one who keeps his/her lies in order of when they were invented.

2) also used by people who are too ignorant to know that they mean "pathological liar".

ll Sunfleur ll: trish, the one you fk'd with

Centrino: that bitch is a chronological liar

ll Sunfleur ll: what the...?

by SitOnMeShamrok7 March 22, 2013

a liar and a scoundrel

When someone says something you know to be true but you refuse to accept, or just feel like being obnoxious, you call them 'A liar and a Scoundrel'.

Will: Your girlfriends a slag!

Ali: Your a liar and a scoundrel!


Sam: That homework was due in two days ago.

Alex: Your a liar and a scoundrel!

by curlyfries94 March 27, 2009

compulsive liar

Someone who makes up stories because they think they are cool. They aren't fooling anyone.... Kyle.

Kyle was telling Chad about a story about his cat and about when he got ding dong ditched. what a compulsive liar

by Retards for life November 21, 2007

Ben the Liar

A dark haired dishonest man from lockport who lies constantly and has an obsession with picking and scratching open sores on his face.

“Hey, have you guys seen the band-aids? I cut my finger”

“No, Ben the liar took the last one for his most recent oozing sore and never told anyone, he’s a fucking liar”

by Tom Loaf August 22, 2018

Laughololgical Liar

A person in who lies so ridiculously it incites peals of laughter from those who hear it.

Nessie is so clearly an idiot, her claims of going to Yale are just proof that she's a Laughololgical Liar.

by TKCSEESPOTKNIFE December 29, 2010

Wankster liar

A guy who tells constant lies and rewards himself by exposing his penis to unco-operative females and has a wank.( usually on bathroom floors with one Kleenex laid out)

a guy who tells a lie " yes I love you and only you" and then quickly has to wank in front of other females is a wankster liar

by Ohbiguy August 4, 2015

your a liar!

This is said by someone with trust issues. Even though your not lying your still branded a liar.

person 1: Where have you been? person 2: I was working late. person 1: Your a liar!

by jimmybomm June 4, 2020