Layin' On Da Bryan

The action of getting action.

Darin was out all night layin' on da Bryan.

by Father T September 17, 2004

Layden

A ship between a boy (Hayden Summerall) and a girl (Lauren Orlando).

I ship Layden so much!

by MiSSashaXO July 2, 2017

landing pad

toilet paper set on top of the water in a toilet. Its main use is to provide a landing pad for the turd your going to lay, so that the water does not spash back up onto your butthole, balls, and thighs.

Hey guys I just took the biggest dump, and I came back dry as a desert because I layed a landing pad for my turd.

by G ROD May 22, 2008

landing strip

A female with cultivated pubic hair such that all that is seen is a nice, groomed line, pointing towards her pussy, 'guiding' one towards the region as stated above.

"Did she have a triangle, landing strip, Brazilian or was she just unkept?"

by Diego August 11, 2003

laying carpet

When a girl, with at least a little bit of bush, is fucking somebody really hard. Basically, the female version of laying pipe.

Joe: I was laying pipe on this girl so hard last night.
Fred: Oh yeah? were you laying pipe or was she laying carpet? you bitch..

Sara: What are you doing tonight?
Jenny: I'm going to the club, cause i'm planning on laying carpet tonight.

by joose206 June 1, 2012

Landin

A fat nigga
Will drink all you chocolate milk to he is drinking his own piss his birthday is usually Nov 28 if it is he has 3 brothers and he loves basketball

.landin

by Hehehehwhehefufowoek June 11, 2019

Emergency Landing

1) Start by standing up and 69'ing with your girl
2) Continue to eat her out
3) Right before she climaxes completley release her from your grip and watch her fall to the ground landing on her neck.

I was lickin' like mad till I had to pull off an Emergency Landing!

by J-Rod188 November 8, 2008