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Means you're too late. Like if a guy likes you and then another one asks you out before him, you say to the first guy, "sorry, day late and a dollar short." So basically, you waited and screwed yourself over.
Guy: Hey, will you go out with me?
Girl: Sorry, day late and a dollar short... Guy 2 just asked me out yesterday.
by Pretty Emily October 24, 2004
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two steps too late

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When a man who has time infinitely accelerated speed blitzes out of your attack and then dashes behind you with his infinite speed because he abused your weakness
star platinum: ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!
Enrico Pucci: Two Steps, You where two steps too late. The blood of the powerful joestar family for their strength their courage their bravery fate is on their side, however! weakness is written in their blood. Jotaro Kujo.. your weakness is your daughter!
by jojo shitpost crusader August 9, 2023
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Seattle Late

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When an individual is late to a meeting or event because they were getting coffee.

This instanstly excuses the tardiness.
Group at the meeting: "Where is Alice? It's 6:08"

*Alice walks in, Starbucks in hand*

Alice: "Sorry guys, another Seattle Late of me"

*Meeting starts as if nothing happened*
by T8y8 February 4, 2010
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sherman late

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Habitually late/tardy to class and really couldnt care less.
Teacher: Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?
Student: Hes seriously ill.
Teacher: Okay. Sherman? Sherman? Sherman?
Student: Heh, Hes just late. Sherman late.
by xsuite March 8, 2008
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the sick 6 second .avi that Colby made using nothing but Fraps and Yuyu Hakusho.

What happens in the short clip is that Sakyo tells a member of the dark tournament council:

"sorry to inform you so late"

and then Tugoro flicks said man in the forehead, causing his head to explode and a blood-curdling gurgle to escape from the victim's throat. so when you are "sorry to inform so late" someone, you are in theory, owning them hardcore.
"Wow, David, sorry to inform you so late but men CAN lactate"

"Our whole physics class just got sorry to inform you so late'd by Mr. Yeend"
by colby sandler October 5, 2006
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on march 28-29 you stay up really late on ft with your friends cuz of corona time
yo its march 28 we gotta stay up late tn because its national stay up late day (march 28-29 is national stay up late day)
by berthalamule March 28, 2020
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slightly late

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It's something a friend says when he knows he will be extremely late for something, but wants you to believe that he will just be five minutes late.
You: See you at 8p.m.!

Friend: OK, I might be slightly late but don't worry it will be just a few minutes.

You: It's 9p.m. where the f**k are you?
by ErCoCCo August 22, 2020
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