Kayden

The year was 2024, school was starting and global warming spread like wildfire, piles of trash covering the surface that could be seen for miles, but one day, the trash pile began to shake, and out from the top, rose Kayden Doner, a tall humanoid stinking crypted with the stench to kill livestock andoverpower even the fear gas from batman. His stench so strong, a green aura surrounds him, leaving a trail of dead flies when he walks, he could usually be seen consuming 2L bottles of piss, and he usually resides in a large heap of garbage. If you see him, i would reccomend heeping your distance, because his stench kills.
Kaydens crib is COOKED
Kayden ahh room
by SmokeFebreeze January 03, 2025
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Kayden is a very loving person but once you hurt her she is evil, cold, and heartless she will never cease to make you feel dumb. She makes sure it goes her way and if not she makes sure it doesn’t go “your” way
Kayden is a manipulator.
by Goofgoof May 24, 2022
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Kayden

Kayden is a boy who you don’t initially notice straight away, but once you do you can’t notice anything else. Kayden can be the calmest, sweetest, kindest boy, but also has a wild crazy party side which he is not afraid to show. Everyone loves Kayden- and Kayden loves everyone. One of the things that attracts people to Kayden is his mesmerising ability to play guitar so brilliantly. Kayden would never do anything to hurt anyone; that’s one of his best qualities. But for some reason you can’t seem to figure him out, which makes him even more interesting.
anybody would be lucky to have a kayden.
by ragwood December 23, 2023
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an acoustic cat when you look at kayden youre looking at baby grimace😈
kayden is an acoustic cat
by babygrimace November 23, 2023
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A dude who pulls mad bitches evens his best friends mothers, some people call him the second coming of Johnny sins.
person 1: how do you pull so many bitches Kayden!

Kayden: I got a big ol dick
by scqty February 11, 2022
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Kayden Kinman

A person who sucks at life who bullies anyone who is in his sight so insecure he has to put others down just to make himself feel better. Hides behind his daddy because he knows the minute his daddy can no longer protect him the entire world will bring him to hell. He is a DOOSH with no back bone he does not take no for an answer when it comes to women and when they say no he uses his cop daddy as an excuse to do whatever he wants to them.
omg he's acting like such a Kayden Kinman
by By Jelly boy April 25, 2019
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