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Kali

This name doesn’t exist and if it does then it belongs to a ugly stupid bitch who will burn in hell

-Alec
Bro did you hear? Kali left school because she was so fucking ugly
by Swagmaster14 April 28, 2022
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Kali

She is a hot with to many boys. She will break you into a million pieces and doesn’t care about you at all. She doesn’t care what you think she just hurts people.
Guy 1: who’s that?

Guys 2: Kali she’s a hoe

Guy 1: well bye Kali
by Mali 2.0 October 21, 2019
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Kali

a new breed of snake that can't be trusted. with skin omitting a warm colour, it acts docile and agreeable in the presence of others only to turn on those who place trust within it. it should be avoided and removed at all cost as soon as possible.
"omg i got stabbed in the back by a kali"
by mirainosei December 7, 2021
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KALI

Kalifornia because KALI in r6 is from Kalifornia
Kali was in Kali
by sin6ix August 31, 2025
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Kali

by K4l1 November 12, 2023
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Kali

Kali is a kind of boy who is understanding and sweet. Although he is an ambivert he accepts everyone with open heart. Boys whose name is kali are great cooks and can do household chores easily but they find it hard to go out and socialise. Kali named boys always postpone things and finds an easy way to do them, they are the biggest couch potatoes you will come across . They tend to have greasy hair and they skip shower if not going out.
He is not at all doing his homework, such a Kali.
He is not putting his shoe-laces in the shoes since last two months, such a Kali.
by Loner17 November 22, 2021
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Kali

Kali is a girl who acts nice at first but then as you get to know her she becomes a rude thot and a ho ho ho
Ayo you hear about kali last night with nick
by Slayer456 January 31, 2022
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