kalyssa

A very big baddie! She loves pink and purple and has lots of stickers on her computer.
She makes fun of people but in a humorous way! She has a best friend that's name starts with A or T or C

She has lovely hair and brown eyes (usually) and her hair always frizzes up and becomes messy when she brushes it!

She ADORES starbucks strawberry drinks and she is usually short and has a phone with a purple case. BTW SHE HAS GOOD FASHION SENSE

P1: who is that girl with the cute pink gown!
P2: I don't know but she is probably a kalyssa

by B MS November 21, 2023

kalya

the worst person ever to ever exist and is obsessed with that one boy and will never get over him. a literal dimwit, doormat, and an attention seeker. and dont get it confused with kayla. they are different things with different meanings.

jennie: omg, kalya is literally so annoying
john: ikr i want to poke a pencil inside her eyeball!
jennie: omg ur sooo real!

by littleratgirlwithamustache November 26, 2023

Kalyamenopsychology

A strategic tactic that involves being intentionally bad at something to lower suspicion and then suddenly excelling to achieve your goal. Used in unpunishable-secretiveness or social situations.

Long-form is: Kalyteroapotoanamenomenopsychology
It comes from the Greek sentence: "καλύτερο από το αναμενόμενο" (Better than expected)

The way he applied kalyamenopsychology while sneaking into the kitchen at night was genius; he made just enough noise at first to avoid suspicion later on.

by AdamWanderer March 23, 2025

dirty kalysa

dick gagging bitch that has horrible gag reflexes but still gives head anyway and always has condoms

She is such a Dirty Kalysa. She is always prepared for sex and has bad gag reflexes.

by ok101 May 8, 2020

Soggy Kalyn

When a group of sports journalists compete to jizz on a ginger nut biscuit covered in white powder

Hey guys! who’s up for a game of Soggy Kalyn

by Spacedmunkee May 30, 2024