God's kale

Weed, man

Tori brought over some of God's kale, and it made watching hipsters fall on YouTube even better.

by Purple6 October 29, 2023

Riley Kale

A fine looking Italian lady, usually of prosperous ancestry, whom is quite fond of Columbian men named Sebastian. When Sebastian arrives late at night, her brother Charlie will gladly give her away for a bowl of pasta.

Sebastian: dang I rly like Riley kale and how she makes the pasta from wet and soft to hard and dry.

by thegingercringer January 30, 2021

Kale

Slang word for “hell”

What the kale man?!

by EmilyNicole321 May 26, 2018

kales

annoying girl who is very weird . she is a celebrity and no one knows her . underground artist / singer . she raps as well

wow kales is across the street let’s take a picture

by therealgoobygoober September 12, 2020

Christian Kale

It's Christian Bale, but with kale for head!

Wow. That kale just looks like Christian Kale!

by CptDoge November 14, 2016

Kale

Not fat.

Kale is not fat

by That Homeless Kid June 29, 2020

Kale

A cute nickname for a sweet boy named Caleb

Hi Kale! It’s alpug

by gym_princess1 January 10, 2021