Kale is slang for money, it's not just cabbage, which is also slang for money, so you can't have your money and spend it too. It's my updated version of the idiom, " you can't have your cake and eat it too".
Put your money in a safe place son, because you can't have your kale and spend it too.
by 2B+ November 27, 2019
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Priyansh kale

The most shitiest person you'll ever meet in your entire life. Fakes everything, from his insta profile to his fucking life. Is a terrible liar, can backstab even the one whom he loves the most for money. Stole his mother's jwellery at the age of 16, played money scam on a foolish lover boy.
The Indian education system is fucked up like priyansh kale's life.
by ChachaBihari November 23, 2021
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Chip and Kale

The names of Jason's left and right testicle, respectively. Inspired by Chip and Dale, but not really, because we are in basic bitch era where everything is about kale.
(While going down on Jason) I'm gonna name them. Chip and Dale is cute but too boring. You haven't shaved today, so the left one is a bit crispy... the other one doesn't really taste like anything... Imma call them Chip and Kale.
by hellomynameisloca December 21, 2018
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Kale

Kale is a all around skinny Twat.
If you meet kale, you better turn around and run for your life.
Person 1 - 'i saw kale the other day'
Person 2 - 'kale is such a twat"
by Cabinator January 07, 2022
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kale klux klan

1.
U.S. History. a secret hate group in the southern U.S., active for several years after the Civil War, which aimed to suppress the newly acquired rights of people that eat animals and to oppose carnivores from the North, and which was responsible for many lawless and violent proceedings.

2. a term for a person that is militant and/or a bigot about their veganism / vegetarianism
1. "have you ever met Cyndi Cornstock before?"
"no."

"well she just joined the kale klux klan and quit talking to me because i like bacon."
by Scott Mortion November 02, 2017
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Kale

A cute nickname for a sweet boy named Caleb
Hi Kale! It’s alpug
by gym_princess1 January 10, 2021
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