Jewish Squeegee

The act of rewarding your partner by ejaculating on her face and then wiping it clean with dollar bills.

Julie was complaining about the gas money she has to spend to get to my house so I gave her the old Jewish Squeegee.

by MountainMan379 July 21, 2009

jewish bankruptcy

Burning down your business for the insurance money

He had himself a Jewish Bankruptcy, and now he is retired

by Hugo TopsynKretts February 19, 2017

Jewish champagne

Last defined from the legendary, Ricky Powell, it‘s another word for Seltzer or Sparkling water.

Scenario 1:
Patron walking into a bar in downtown NYC: “Aye I’m thirsty, could I get one Jewish champagne?”

Bartender: “Coming right up!”

Scenario 2:
Person walking into a house party in Maryland: “Aye I’m thirsty, could I get one Jewish champagne?”

Person at the house party: “The fuck you talking about?”

by Willy Soul October 12, 2023

Jewish hat

After performing sexual intercourse with a female. The male removes the latex condom and pulls it over the top of his head like a yamaka. With the used rubber on his head he is performing the act of wearing a Jewish hat.

“After fucking the shit out of my girlfriend last night. I put on a Jewish hat as my crown of sexual victory”

by U_Luv_Boobs July 31, 2020

Jewish Fruit

A life-ending gum that chews so sOOOOOOOOs. Not to be confused with JuuJ Fruit.

"Jewish Fruit is gonna' kill ya'!"

by UDfan1234567890 October 31, 2019

Jewish Wasted

When someone is get krunk off top shelf liquor while everyone else is drinking "poor mans beer"

Sally walks into the party and notices that David is sippin on grey goose out of crystal glasswear while everyone else at his party is holding solo cups with milwaukee's best from the keg! She says, David you're Jewish Wasted!!!!

by laserv September 10, 2011

jewish shuffle

The jewish shuffle is what a guy does when it's time to pay his share of the bill and can't seem to locate his wallet. Instead of producing the cash he begins patting himself down and exhibits a dumb look on his face while explaining that he can't find his wallet. This is usually followed by him asking his friends to knock out his share of the bill.

Shit! That sorry bum Trevor just busted out with the Jewish Shuffle after we ordered food at Burger King. His broke ass never has any cash!

by Gatemouth brown January 4, 2018