A Female over the age of 42. This "jerky treat" was at one point an atractive young lady. HOWEVER, years of over tanning, smoking and drinking, has given her skin a dry loose feel. The skin's color has yet to be defined. Also by definition the true "jerky treat" still thinks she's HOT!!
The hard laugh, followed by a chunky sounding cough is a sure sign a "jerky treat" is nearby.
The hard laugh, followed by a chunky sounding cough is a sure sign a "jerky treat" is nearby.
Skin= Looks like the beef jerky in that bucket at your corner store.
Skin= Feels like a piece of bacon in a condom.
The lady at work that talks dirty to you on her way to smoke break.
Jerky Treats drink Tons of Red Wine OR Vodka. The Red Wine drinker says "they are not big drinkers" BUT 6 glasses later their left breast has oozed out on the table and they are spitting when they talk.
Skin= Feels like a piece of bacon in a condom.
The lady at work that talks dirty to you on her way to smoke break.
Jerky Treats drink Tons of Red Wine OR Vodka. The Red Wine drinker says "they are not big drinkers" BUT 6 glasses later their left breast has oozed out on the table and they are spitting when they talk.
by Scott B September 3, 2008
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the religion based on the person and teachings of Jerry, the panda god, or his beliefs and practices.
John: "what religion do you follow?".
Jane: " Jerryism is not a religion, it's the definition of life".
Jane: " Jerryism is not a religion, it's the definition of life".
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The term only can describe the top 1‰ of the population by wealth, not meant to be used for everyday people.
Not to be confused with rich which is used for normal rich people.
The term only can describe the top 1‰ of the population by wealth, not meant to be used for everyday people.
Not to be confused with rich which is used for normal rich people.
That kids right there is Jerry rich.
A bunch of Jerry rich people showing off their watches and planes.
Jerry rich people have nothing to worry about in their life.
A bunch of Jerry rich people showing off their watches and planes.
Jerry rich people have nothing to worry about in their life.
by Ultra rich boi July 15, 2019
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by Booty2bigNjuicy April 29, 2022
Get the Jerry Style mug.Jean Jerky : The male sexual organ or some may call it Cock, Penis, DIck or Wiener. Also Known as Trouser Trout, One eyed purple womb weasel, Shlong, Dong, Wanker, Big Johnson and Meat Stick.
Scientists claim jean jerky is a combination of male camel toe and aging in an arid environment
Scientists claim jean jerky is a combination of male camel toe and aging in an arid environment
On a long road trip the Judy said to jimmy "Im Hungry" Jimmy replied "Come get some of this jean jerky"
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