Jankerbomb

The act of a drunken masturbation session where one has a jagerbomb on hand and does his shot while ejaculating on his roommates floor.

If this douchebag wakes me up bitching one more again im going to jankerbomb his room when he goes to work.

by Jager King February 18, 2011

jakked up

to be SUPER EXCITED. the supreme excitement!

FIRED UP to the EXTREME!

I'm going to be rich, I'm JAKKED up!

by johnagra April 8, 2012

Jacked like Doritos

So intensely ripped that it jacked amount is comparable to the jacked intensity of Jacked Doritos, particularly of the Ranch Dipped Hot Wings flavor.

Ron is getting Jacked like Doritos from his new work-out routine.

by BatguyKittyButt November 8, 2014

jankell

A jankell is a weird person but good friend material. Is always there for you even if you don’t want him to. But you have to remover to be there for you. If you have a jankell in your life don’t let him leave you. Usually a jankell has black hair and brown eyes and Hispanic. Always watch your jankell because you never know if something new is happening because he is verry moody

Jankell: are you depressed
Person: No, why
Jankell: nothing just making sure your ok

by Mr.squigglecakes May 22, 2018

Jankees

A terrible baseball teams nickname after losing game seven if the Alcs to the sweepstros

“Hey you you wanna go se the sweepstros beat the Yankees?”
“The Yankees? Do you mean the Jankees”
“Oh yeah mb”

by Flypboi October 22, 2022

thought jacked

When someone says what you were thinking or about to say, before you can say it.

Jessica totally "thought jacked" me while we were making fun of Sandy.

by Clean & LA April 28, 2008

Uger-jacked

To have masterbated to the point of pain and soreness in his/her genital area.

Frank: Hey Janet How are you feeling?
Janet:Like shit because i Uger-jacked the fuck out of me last night and now i can't walk straight.

by The Beaner Dip January 7, 2009