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jammy wanker

The true definition of a wanker that thinks he is really cool. He does not have a job and pretends to build houses.
Russell Gunther is a true jammy wanker
by russell gunther November 25, 2014
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Jammie Dodger

When your Amazon box includes a hot pink dildo that you didn’t expect
I opened my Amazon box expecting my tiny Miata navigation chip but it was a big black box. I said to my ho, bitch did you buy cookies on my account again? She said, no that’s a Jammie Dodger!
by JammieDodger916 February 6, 2019
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Karthik Jammy

Jammy sir is greatest and most elite member of RCB fanbase. He is known for his elite meme game and slanders with HessonWarrior. Hailing from Udupi, he loves RCB whole-heartedly but pretend as if he don't support them anymore.
Tom- Do you know Karthik Jammy?
Harry- Yeah, he was the one who made me watch one piece.
by whatpseudonymbhenchod August 3, 2021
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jammy croissant

When a woman is on a heavy flow period and a bloke bangs her and when he withdraws his cock is covered in menstrual blood.
'I shagged this bird who was on last night, ended up with a jammy croissant'
by Aj2905 September 1, 2014
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Jammy Bop

Another way to say you're going to go masturbate.
Sorry I can't come out onight I'm gonna have a jammy bop.
by Wafflepantz May 1, 2022
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Jammy

a jammy jar of jam;jam
jammy is jam
by AlbertEinsteinJr September 17, 2020
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jammy wammy

Jammy wammy is a friend you can always count on.Although sometimes a total weirdo you can always love and depend on them
by stinkwinky November 24, 2021
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