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creutzfeldt jakob disease

a rare brain disorder caused by prions

its symptoms include: personality changes, memory loss, impaired thinking, blurry vision or blindness, insomnia, problems with coordination, trouble speaking or swallowing, and sudden jerky movements
creutzfeldt jakob disease is caused by genetics and exposure to contaminated tissue but can also develop later in life by the age of 60
by Perfect Mania January 8, 2024
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Jakob Potts

A man with a forehead bigger than his dick. Balls sag lower than his standards. It takes a Jake Potts a total of 37 seconds to ejaculate & think of his next lie. God like complex. Takes no responsibility.
I have to take a Jakob Potts. 💩
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Jakob

Jakob frank is the most beautiful boy you’ll ever see he has the kindest heart and the nicest brown eyes you’ll ever look into, he’s hard not to fall in love with. Jakob is a 10/10. He’s always there for you no matter what, even in the hardest of times. Jakob is the kind of boy who is your best friend, but you know it’s more than just that. Deep down, you know, Jakob is everything you need and want but you can’t admit your feelings because you would never want to lose a person like Jakob.
I love jakob so much, I don’t know how to tell him because I don’t want to lose him, he’s the best friend I’ve ever had.
by lovergurl444 December 12, 2022
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jakob

a pussy who likes to cancel ppl and has too many second chances. he is gonna burn in hell
that person is a jakob
by twinxkk December 20, 2022
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Jakob

No, Jakob has not fingered a girl. Especially that chick from Whataburger!
Me: Has Jakob ever fingered you?
Girl: No, he makes me so dry.
by ittiwitty July 29, 2023
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Jakobe

Jakobe-someone who is gay
by Trouble shoot October 27, 2019
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Jakob

“jakob sucks
yeah dude he does.”
by bunnie666 November 28, 2020
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