Jakob

Typically gifted with a MASSIVE dick.

Jakob's penis is GINOURMOUS.

by oytcirtrfytd6tyuytxtryycur6tgc November 25, 2021

lars jakob

every ebba loves him and he usually lives on the country as a fARMER and loves fishing for fish and even for ebbas.

lars jakob and ebba are like sooo cute together

by Adrish June 2, 2017

Jakob

A fag who streams on twitch

Jakob sucks at rocket league

by jakob hater August 20, 2025

Jakob Taylor

Jakob is the most amazing person you will ever meet. He is definitely top 7 billion when it comes to how funny he is. If you know a Jakob he is probably very tall and has great hair. Jakob is very caring and kind. He has the biggest heart of anyone you’ll ever meet. He is someone who would do anything for the people he loves. Jakob is one of a kind.

“Here for a good time not a long time” is what Jakob Taylor would say.

That Texas girl definitely loves Jakob Taylor the most.

by texasgirl April 7, 2022

Jakob

An average looking chap, who has a cal demeanor. Has a scary being inside of him and he will come out if you try him

You heard of Jakob?
Yeah I heard his alter ego came out

by memer69420 April 28, 2022

Jakob

Fake Friend

he just turned his snap map off, he’s a jakob

by pooppoop6996 June 10, 2020

Jakob

A man who, without doubt, will get A+ in everything possible but will still act like it was soooo hard. But he also share all his work with friends in need, and wont expect anything back (not that he need any help, because he is so smart). He is capable of driving a car, but you might have to pray before. He might also run a marathon...just for fun.

Wow, that dude got an A+ in math, but he crashed the family car again.... such a Jakob am i right??

by SicarioMusic June 16, 2019