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poon jag

A sexual bender or binge broken up only by the possibility of sleep.
"Quit trying to take the high road. You sold your condo and moved 3000 miles across the country on a poon jag. Within minutes you were back in NY living in your father's basement."
mugGet the poon jagmug.

power jag

Had a long day and needed a power jag.
by bendroid September 29, 2014
mugGet the power jagmug.

Jag Fog

The residual fumes left in your roommates Jaguar, after letting a silent, but deadly fart .
"Thanks for the Jag Fog", Sam said, as he sprayed cologne and rolled down the Jaguar windows.
by The Bad Son April 3, 2009
mugGet the Jag Fogmug.

Jag Bin

A trash bin used exclusively for Jizz Rags, hence the name Jag Bin.
Jizz Rag = Jag
“Hey man, why is that trash can full of toilet paper?”
“Oh that’s my Jag Bin, don’t touch it.”
by The Clorax March 30, 2020
mugGet the Jag Binmug.

jag-tab

A tablet which is used for pornagraphic viewing.
Was up all night pulling it to my <Jag-Tab>.
by Hi-C44 December 22, 2013
mugGet the jag-tabmug.

jag heter

Jag heter" means "my name is..." in swedish
by engiemdna September 28, 2017
mugGet the jag hetermug.

Jag-blast

Jag-blast: noun \ˈdʒægblæst\
1 a: Two regrettable situations which have worked together for good.
b: Slang. A contemptibly vile and undesirable person; a more severe term for the slang "jerk."
Origin:
1 a: Being "blasted" after falling into a "jag" (a cut or slash) would be two separately unfortunate situations, but together become beneficial.
b: From the verb "jag," which means "to move jerkily," the slang term "jerk" was taken (meaning any general insult), then compounded with the slang "blast," as in "that blasted child."
The business meeting was boring, but the fire alarm made it a jag-blast.

I met a really jag-blastic guy at the party.
by Hasha June 6, 2011
mugGet the Jag-blastmug.

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