The Lachlan Jarvis 

A virgin and bad soccer player. It is known for travelling Queensland and weighing 2 Tonnes. It is often used as an insult.

You are The Lachlan Jarvis.

The Lachlan Jarvis by Jay Jarvis July 21, 2024

The Lachlan Jarvis 

Commonly used as an insult, when the person is a virgin.

"Omg he's The Lachlan Jarvis"

The Lachlan Jarvis by Jay Jarvis July 21, 2024

the finley jarvis effect

based of the physicist Finley Jarvis's discovery's

when you meet a short person, (male) and while being in their vicinity you star to feel strangely maternal towards them and wish to do anything in your power to protect and care for them.

the other day i met this guy and i think i started to feel the Finley Jarvis effect

the finley jarvis effect by CheeseWeazel July 13, 2026

Mr. Jarvis

Absolute fucking legendary ripped gigachad.
(possibly agent 47)

"HOLY SHIT IT'S MR. JARVIS"

Mr. Jarvis by Gandikotologist January 30, 2022