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Storrs Jackhammer

A sexual position. Similar to the pile driver. One standing partner holds another partner, by the hips, while second partner is standing on their head, legs spread in a T shape. Standing partner is generally a male since insertion of the sexual organ is a prerequisite for completing the position, but First partner may be a female wearing a strap-on. (though this may evolve to its own new position) -----First partner, with firm grip on second partners hips, and with sexual organ (or facsimile) fully inserted, (orifice of insertion depends upon sex of second partner, as either sex is possible, though a women presents more possibilities) pretends that second partner is a jackhammer (making Jackhammer noises is not required, but is suggested for authenticity) and lifts second partner, then drops, lifts, then drops, repeating this process until orgasm or boredom sets in. FOR FULL EFFECT first partner should occasionally blow hard onto the partner and smack them with snowballs to simulate the driving wind and snow of the Connecticut college town.
"Hey what did you do with that girl at Towers last night?"
"Me and Paul gave her the Storrs Jackhammer!"
by SupeDupe February 17, 2019
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Sweaty Jackhammer

When jacking off you cannot bust and you begin to sweat and your arm begins to cramp and feels like you have been using a jackhammer for an hour
I was jacking off so long i had a sweaty jackhammer going
by BKing19 May 3, 2012
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Spicy Jackhammer

I can't wait to go home and spicy jackhammer my girl
by The Great Jewasaurus September 26, 2019
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Natrona Jackhammer

When a random person (usually a hobo or homeless person) goes up to any male walking down the street at random, and out of nowhere, quickly pulls down their pants and jacks them off at the speed of a jackhammer as they immediately ejaculate with no warning. The person doing the act then sprints off. The entire process is completed within a matter of seconds. This often occurs in Casper Wyoming which is in Natrona County.
Jake received the Natrona Jackhammer and didn’t catch a glimpse of the culprit!

Woah! I just got Natrona Jackhammered!

My friends and I are going to Natrona Jackhammer some people.
by regierawlins69_luskjelm August 3, 2021
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Jamaican Jackhammer

A sexual act involving 4 people. A man gets his legs held above him by two (2) people and held apart, in a "V" shape. A fourth person is then helped in between the man's legs and his balls are then used as a trampoline until he cums.
Mike: Yo, Steven. I heard that Stacey gave you the Jamaican Jackhammer last weekend
Steven: Yes mate, I've been in intensive care cos Kate and her sister held my legs open and Stacey weighs 250kg
by Steven Skibidoviç September 21, 2024
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Jackhammer

A position used in intercourse where the man will hill hold his partner upside down by the legs with his partners head on the bed. The man will then stick his penis into the girls vagina and make sex
Girl: oh my god Toby made me his jackhammer last night

Girl 2: oh I fucking love the jackhammer
by Tony fettuccine Linguini September 7, 2020
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San Diego Jackhammer

When you eat pop rocks and give someone a blowjob at the same time
by Jackdimmadomeee July 28, 2018
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