Storrs Jackhammer

A sexual position. Similar to the pile driver. One standing partner holds another partner, by the hips, while second partner is standing on their head, legs spread in a T shape. Standing partner is generally a male since insertion of the sexual organ is a prerequisite for completing the position, but First partner may be a female wearing a strap-on. (though this may evolve to its own new position) -----First partner, with firm grip on second partners hips, and with sexual organ (or facsimile) fully inserted, (orifice of insertion depends upon sex of second partner, as either sex is possible, though a women presents more possibilities) pretends that second partner is a jackhammer (making Jackhammer noises is not required, but is suggested for authenticity) and lifts second partner, then drops, lifts, then drops, repeating this process until orgasm or boredom sets in. FOR FULL EFFECT first partner should occasionally blow hard onto the partner and smack them with snowballs to simulate the driving wind and snow of the Connecticut college town.

"Hey what did you do with that girl at Towers last night?"
"Me and Paul gave her the Storrs Jackhammer!"

by SupeDupe February 17, 2019

Jackhammer

How girls want to get fucked

Tracy got the jackhammer and liked it

by J.batch August 9, 2018

Spicy Jackhammer

When you fuck her so hard she bleeds

I can't wait to go home and spicy jackhammer my girl

by The Great Jewasaurus September 26, 2019

Natrona Jackhammer

When a random person (usually a hobo or homeless person) goes up to any male walking down the street at random, and out of nowhere, quickly pulls down their pants and jacks them off at the speed of a jackhammer as they immediately ejaculate with no warning. The person doing the act then sprints off. The entire process is completed within a matter of seconds. This often occurs in Casper Wyoming which is in Natrona County.

Jake received the Natrona Jackhammer and didn’t catch a glimpse of the culprit!

Woah! I just got Natrona Jackhammered!

My friends and I are going to Natrona Jackhammer some people.

by regierawlins69_luskjelm August 3, 2021

ohio jackhammer

To suck the toenail off a very beautiful female.

Yo Sam, I heard Johnny gave Alice the Ohio jackhammer. It was gnarly my guy.

by xX696969Xx June 15, 2018

Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love

Over-ready Penis - almost at the stage of Blue Balls and ready to do the deed.

Tipping point vernacular: "Honey if you don't avail yourself of my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love soon, I will have to go to the ER." Reference Vernacular: I'd sure like to let her experience my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love". Action Vernacular: "I'd like you to meet my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love"

by Yikes for Life! December 3, 2020

Peruvian Jackhammer Peg

When you bounce up and down while doing the deed at an extremely fast rate.

Jessica was an absolute freak, she wanted to do the Peruvian Jackhammer Peg with me.

by firemansam24 August 9, 2025